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a great joke of the day!!!

vickie O.
on 1/11/10 11:29 pm - amarillo, TX
a man walks into a bar. his shirt is open and he is wearing a bunch of gold chains on his hairy chest. he swaggers and thinks he is joe cool.

he spys a lovely lady sitting at the bar and strolls over. "hey babe, how about i buy you a drink."

" sure, that would be fine."   she says.

after many drinks, he says, "hey babe, how about you and me go to my place and look at my etchings, you know what i mean."   wink wink

"well, i think that would be fine, but i must tell you i am on my menstral cycle."

"oh honey, don't worry about it. i will follow you on my honda."

 
yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck,  funnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy  

 

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Patrece S.
on 1/12/10 3:14 am - CO
lol... yucky is right!

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Kathy B.
on 1/12/10 7:44 am - Virginia, MN
Hormones, not brain cells.  Gotta love it.



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Kathy B.
on 1/12/10 7:47 am - Virginia, MN

Potato Garden

 

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Bubba,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I Buried the BODIES. Love Bubba

At 4A.M. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the cir****tances. Love Bubba.

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vickie O.
on 1/12/10 8:03 am - amarillo, TX
good joke!!

 

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