joke of the day

a man is driving down the road and breaks down in front of the monastery.  he knocks on the door and says "my car broke down, do u think i could stay the night?"

the monks accept him, feed him, fix his car. as the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange noise. he asks the monks about it and they tell him he can't know because he isn't a monk.

several years later the same thing happens. well the man wants to know soooooo bad that he says "how do i become a monk"

st travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass and sand pebbles there are in the world"  the goes into the world and comes back to the monastery many years later. "there are 342,563,489,906 blades of grass and 241,354,679,908,590,034 sand pebbles on earth."

the monks reply. "congratulations, you are now a monk and can know the source of the noise"

the monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the hear monk  gives him a key to unlock the door.

behind that is a stone door, again he gets the key. then there is one of ruby, emerald, silver, topaz, amethyst. finally the monks say, "this is the last key to the last door. the man is relieved to no end. he unlocks the door, turns the knob and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

but i can't tell you what it is because you are not a monk.the monks say "you mu

Knock, knock



whose there?


See you



See you?????


See you later gator.

hehehehehe

Ohh Vick.. shame on you for teasing us! lol