2nd try- JOKE OF THE DAY-TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA

An assistant came running to the captain of the ship shouting, "Captain, Captain there are five enemy ships approaching".  the captain say, " bring me my red coat and my pistol."

the assistan does this, but after the battle he questions the captain about why the red coat. the captain says "in case i am shot in battle, you all would keep fighting."

the next day the assistant runs to the captain shouting "twenty enemy ships approaching!!!!"  the captain says " get me my brown pants!"     lolvick

now that you have had your first joke in this series, tell me what you think of it. any particular request for different type of jokes?  here's hoping you all have a wonderbar day. take care. vick

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