Next life I'm gonna be a bear

GONNA BE A BEAR

In this life I'm a woman, In my next life, I'd like to be a bear.  When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, your supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mamma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling, He EXPECTS that you have hairy legs and excess body fat.

YEP I'M GONNA BE A BEAR.

well pooohhhh your image isn't showing! Gonna have to try it again gal!

OK Michelle, what underlying words are you sharing?  Are you having a whoa is me moment, or just having fun?

Dennis laughed when I read your words to him.  That is a great plan for next life, what about today and tomorrow?  Just had to be a fly in the ointment of life for asking.  lol.  Good mental image of what I feel like some days.

Have a great one.  Hugs, Kathy

just pmsing and needed a laugh.  Thought I would put a smile on others faces too. Hope I did and didn't offend anyone. Life is what we all make of it and when your feeling down like I have been this last month I need every laugh I can get. I'm sure Dennis laughed so did my hubby. 

Good to hear Michelle, I laughed too, love to be able to behave like a bear at times too.  I am glad that you are seeing things in a better light these days.

I had a "bear" of an afternoon.  Napped in the cave I created in the reliner.  Snuggled with my 'cub' aka yorkie Gretta, who is furry and cuddly.

Maybe thats my fascination with bears.... they can do as they darned well please, and its okay! LOL.
My home has a bear / nature theme. bears are the main critter in the theme.. They remind me of the power and stregnth that I too hold inside of me.. even when I don't feel it there.

Thanks for sharing that cute saying.. i got a good chuckle.. My hubby knows I can be a bear in the morning.. .he even tells the dog "ya better let Mom wake up or you are gonna be in trouble!" lol.
By the way Michelle.. please cheer up! Come and reach out here anytime we can help support , encourage or cheer you! I could even give ya a little bitty swat if ya like

That was great!  Especially the expectations of Papa bear.

However, I'm finding, sometimes it's good to get out of the den. Thanks for the chuckle though.