Bariatric Buddy
Things I have lost
Four more pounds and I can just claim to have lost an elephant's penis (60#)
Let's have fun with our losses. Can't wait to see what Tuesday brings.
Have a great night, catch you all in the am. Hugs, Kathy
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Mendy
I am so glad the water weight finally shifted on out. I feel great. Hugs, Kathy
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Morning Maw, got this list from my doc's office with my preop papers.
How much do you want to lose?
A Loss of: Is the equivalent of:
1# A guinea Pig
1.5# A dozen Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts
2# A rack of baby back ribs
3# An average human brain
4# An ostrich egg
5# A Chihuahua
6# A human skin
7.5# An average newborn
8# A human head
10# Amount of chemical additives an American eats in a year
11# An average housecat
12# A bald eagle
15# Ten dozen large eggs
16# A sperm whale's brain
20# A car tire
23# Amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24# A three-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25# An average two-year old child
30# Amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33# A cinder block
36# A mid-sized microwave
40# A five-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44# An elephant's heart
50# A small bale of hay
55# A 5,000 BTU air conditioner
60# An elephant's penis
66# Amount of fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70# An Irish Setter
77# A gold brick
80# The World's largest Ball of Tape
90# A newborn calf
100# A two-month old horse
111# Amount of red meat an average American eats in a year
117# An average fashion model (and she's 5'11")
118# The complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120# Amount of trash you throw away in a month
130# A newborn giraffe
138# Amount of potatoes an average American eats in a year
140# Amount of refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144# An average adult woman (and she's 5'4")
150# The complete Oxford Dictionary
187# An average adult man
200# Two Bloodhounds
235# Arnold Schwarzenegger
300# An average football lineman
400# A Welsh pony
You can mix and match for maximum fun. For example, a loss of 128# means that you've lost "almost a newborn giraffe" or:
Ten dozen large eggs, four dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts, two Chihuahua, two Guinea Pigs, one Elephant penis, an average 2-year old, a human head and a rack of baby back ribs.
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