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Things I have lost

Kathy B.
on 9/14/09 1:13 pm - Virginia, MN
Found a fun list of things lost weight is equivalent to.  So far I have lost a sperm whales brain (16#), a car tire(20#),10 dozen large eggs(15#),a rack of baby back ribs (2#) and an average human brain (3#), or a total of 56#.

Four more pounds and I can just claim to have lost an elephant's penis (60#)

Let's have fun with our losses.  Can't wait to see what Tuesday brings.

Have a great night, catch you all in the am.  Hugs, Kathy
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Mendy2009
on 9/14/09 2:03 pm - Daphne, AL
Are you kidding? 56 lbs. no way. how many days has it been. sounds like too much too fast. how do you feel. I am getting both excited and nervous at the same time. I really dont want to lose too fast it will panic my family and maybe even me. I would like to stop taking blood sugar meds. and get my numbers down around 100 for a while. they have been so high this year my feet burn and hurt all the time so i am looking forward to that. Congrats on the weight loss, take good care, and God Bless you.
Mendy
                    
Kathy B.
on 9/14/09 2:13 pm - Virginia, MN
Hi Mendy, this includes the 44# lost before surgery.  Lost is lost.  Gained 15# in water weight with surgery, lost that plus 12 more in the last 12 days.

I am so glad the water weight finally shifted on out.  I feel great.  Hugs, Kathy
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vickie O.
on 9/14/09 2:07 pm - amarillo, TX
kathy, you are a riot. i will have to think about this. give me until tomorrow. vick

 

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vickie O.
on 9/14/09 2:10 pm, edited 9/14/09 2:14 pm - amarillo, TX
i know, i have lost two whale penises 120#, five racks of baby back ribs 10# and an average size human brain 3#(almost).. i must say, getting those two penises off my back were the most uplifting. lol  vick

 

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Kathy B.
on 9/14/09 2:17 pm - Virginia, MN
Knew you could do it Vick.  Thanks for sharing.  Hugs, Kathy
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moparmemaw
on 9/14/09 10:20 pm - IA

Oh Kathy, you're a hoot.  What I want to know is HOW do you know how much an elephant's penis weighs.   And if it weighs 60 lbs, how big are his feet?

Wanda
Some people might not support my WLS decision. 
Those people remind me of slinkys. Not good for much but it would would bring a smile to my face if someone pushed them down the stairs.
       

                                           

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Kathy B.
on 9/15/09 4:38 am - Virginia, MN

Morning Maw, got this list from my doc's office with my preop papers.

How much do you want to lose?

A Loss of:   Is the equivalent of:
1#                A guinea Pig
1.5#            A dozen Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts
2#               A rack of baby back ribs
3#               An average human brain 
4#               An ostrich egg
5#               A Chihuahua
6#               A human skin 
7.5#            An average newborn
8#               A human head
10#            Amount of chemical additives an American eats in a year
11#            An average housecat
12#            A bald eagle
15#           Ten dozen large eggs
16#           A sperm whale's brain
20#           A car tire
23#           Amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24#           A three-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25#           An average two-year old child
30#            Amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33#            A cinder block
36#            A mid-sized microwave
40#           A five-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44#           An elephant's heart
50#           A small bale of hay
55#           A 5,000 BTU air conditioner
60#           An elephant's penis
66#           Amount of fats and oils an average American eats in a  
 year
70#           An Irish Setter
77#           A gold brick
80#          The World's largest Ball of Tape
90#           A newborn calf
100#         A two-month old horse
111#        Amount of red meat an average American eats in a year
117#        An average fashion model (and she's 5'11")
118#        The complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120#         Amount of trash you throw away in a month
130#         A newborn giraffe
138#         Amount of potatoes an average American eats in a year
140#         Amount of refined sugar an average American eats in a  
year
144#         An average adult woman (and she's 5'4")
150#         The complete Oxford Dictionary  
187#         An average adult man
200#         Two Bloodhounds
235#         Arnold Schwarzenegger
300#         An average football lineman
400#          A Welsh pony

You can mix and match for maximum fun.  For example, a loss of 128# means that you've lost "almost a newborn giraffe" or:

Ten dozen large eggs, four dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts, two Chihuahua, two Guinea Pigs, one Elephant penis, an average 2-year old, a human head and a rack of baby back ribs.

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annielou176
on 9/15/09 12:06 am - Lexington, AL
Kathy you are sooooooo funny.  wtg on weight lose.  You are a uplifting player in this game.  Keep it up
                      
got2wantit
on 9/15/09 12:19 am
Hey Kathy,  What a cute way of looking at what you have lost so far!  Keep up the humor.  You must be feeling pretty good by now.  Hugs
Got2want it - Lena        

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