Evil husband.. just plain evil

My husband is evil I tell you...evil.. I am trying so hard to stay within limits of 1100 or less calories a day.. and what does he do??? He goes, gets a delicious smelling pizza and even after I tell him I can't eat any since I am at my limit of calories for the day..WHAT does he do?? He goes and brings me a slice!! Well more like a sliver.. but stilll!!!! Now I know, just because he hands it to me, I have to decide to put in my mouth (I did take one small SMALL bite) but still.. evil I say, evil.. Oh and lets also add he keeps telling me how I cannt just go down to 1100 or less calories!! I need to eat more or my body will go into starvation mode.. I will not! Even my doc (PCP not surgeon) agrees that 1100 is ok!
Why oh why.. You would never know that he also had RNY 5 years ago!!! Horrible man..   

Going to go now.. need to plan ways to kill him in his sleep do I don't get caught so I get his life insurance policy to buy new clothes after I get back to goal again!


PS..there is still all but one small bite out of the sliver left of the pizza he gave me - I went and got a nice comforting drink of crystal light lemonade instead..

 LOL I loved your post! Mine is the same way except wasn't with me when I had my RNY. I swear he has a hollow leg that only accepts icecream! Good for you. I probably would of ate it.