May I post here?

 Welcome!

Hee hee, totally understand how you feel about the regular board.  I haven't even had the surgery yet, but after two year of reading the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over again, my fingers would find themselves itching to type, "You must be the stupidist person on the face of the planet".

Of course, I'm sure that once I actually have the surgery I know I'll make similar mistakes and have to eat my words!

But if I did, it would still be better than fantasizing about, then eating and then posting belligerently about eating half of a bacon, cheese, sausage, lard, peanut butter, mayonaise, hollandaise sause, pork cracklin's high glycemic bagel sandwich!!!

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welcome !!!

You are most welcome.  I am glad you found us.  I love your perspective; you fit right in.  None of us are perfect, but we celebrate each others desire to be our best selves and support each others journey not try to seek attention and permission for our worst impulses.