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what food makes you fart the most?
This thread is hillarious!!!
My hubby can and does make me laugh right out loud, pretty much daily at his ability to fart long and loud. He is so funny...
I personally love a good fart!! There I said it.
I was in Walmart with hubby one time, and we were standing at a counter waiting to be served and I let out a silent but deadly one. The lady hits her husband hard and exclaims "WAS THAT YOU!! I KNOW THAT WAS YOU, YOU PIG!!" I could hardly contain myself.
Later I confessed to hubby and we laughed until we cried.
ANYWAY what a funny thread,
Cindy
p.s. I am having a rootin tootin good time!
My hubby can and does make me laugh right out loud, pretty much daily at his ability to fart long and loud. He is so funny...
I personally love a good fart!! There I said it.
I was in Walmart with hubby one time, and we were standing at a counter waiting to be served and I let out a silent but deadly one. The lady hits her husband hard and exclaims "WAS THAT YOU!! I KNOW THAT WAS YOU, YOU PIG!!" I could hardly contain myself.
Later I confessed to hubby and we laughed until we cried.
ANYWAY what a funny thread,
Cindy
p.s. I am having a rootin tootin good time!
snorkle, that was funny Cindy. if I do my usually stepped on a duck but no offensive smell I always say "sorry, I farted" with a straight face. this tends to make people laugh.
if it is a stinker, though, I act all innocent.
as much as people tell me about sugar it doesn't seem to affect me. the healthier foods - veggies, beans - are what make me fart.
seems like the first year post-op it was burping all the time - now, apparently - the gas makes it all the way to the back door.
if it is a stinker, though, I act all innocent.
as much as people tell me about sugar it doesn't seem to affect me. the healthier foods - veggies, beans - are what make me fart.
seems like the first year post-op it was burping all the time - now, apparently - the gas makes it all the way to the back door.
once upon a time I had a group to talk about Binge Eating Disorder, and later one about Clean Eating.
PM me if you are interested in either of these.
size 8, life is great
We have a neighbor family that are of the "family that farts together stays together" sort of mind.
We (we, being his wife and I) call Steve
Saint Gaseous. Fella calls him Gaseous Clay. *chuckle*
BUt true, I had some cabbage and corned beef at one new years party, came home to work and had a 3 toned toot and wished Steve were around, because hhe would have standing applauded me!!
Fella, he has only farted in front of me one in 18 years. No one in his family has bodily functions. You KNOW that was an accident when that one got past him! :}
We (we, being his wife and I) call Steve
Saint Gaseous. Fella calls him Gaseous Clay. *chuckle*
BUt true, I had some cabbage and corned beef at one new years party, came home to work and had a 3 toned toot and wished Steve were around, because hhe would have standing applauded me!!
Fella, he has only farted in front of me one in 18 years. No one in his family has bodily functions. You KNOW that was an accident when that one got past him! :}
