Bow-legged anyone?

I have one bowed leg. That side is taller than the other side and, if the leg wasn't bowed, I'd be even more lopsided.

But I've been this way since I was little...

Be sure to get checked for osteoporosis too.

 nope I'm knock-kneed (the opposite). As in, my legs splay out at the knee. If I put my feet together, my kneeds press together too tightly. I used to think it was because I was fat, but it's still that way.