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OK.....I really AM a "fraud" part 2 "April Fool's" edition!!!

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on 4/1/11 1:01 am - GA
VSG on 05/04/09 with
Were you masturbating and eating sugar cookie dough like me?

Muuwahahahaha!
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jimbovsg
on 4/1/11 6:09 am
VSG on 09/01/09
On April 1, 2011 at 7:39 AM Pacific Time, sublimate wrote:
Oh and contrary to popular belief, I did not drink nacho cheese sauce or fondue for that matter.. April Fools!
hey CDC (cheese drinkin' chick)  I see you've changed your avi....yet again!!

JIMBO...  350lbs! lost!.....  TRIPLE CENTURY CLUB!!  HELL ...YEAH!  
MY  VSG......KICKS ASS!                                                                                                                                                                                      

 I  am   6' 2"    

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(deactivated member)
on 4/1/11 1:10 am
VSG on 06/30/09
Dude, I am kicking your butt the next time I see you.  I told Sublimate how you looked a bit down the last time I saw you and you were probably already off plan.  I began planning an intervention.  No kidding, I was up early this morning thinking it through.  I was going to get a hold of you and see if owning it and getting support on here changed things, if not, I was seriously thinking about putting you in a room with a bunch of people that I knew would set you straight.  You were this close to a major butt whooping form Dr. C too if nothing else worked.  You better be careful when you fool with me, you might just find yourself in serious doodoo.  :)  I am so glad you are doing great.  I would much rather this was a joke than the other way around. 
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(deactivated member)
on 4/1/11 1:12 am
VSG on 06/30/09
Where is Frisco, I want to chew him out too.  He was going to be my big partner in helping to get your head on straight.  I am going to take a broom to the two of you!!
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(deactivated member)
on 4/1/11 11:24 pm - GA
VSG on 05/04/09 with
*I am going to take a broom to the two of you!!*

Pictures or it never happened!!
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MacMadame
on 4/1/11 1:15 am - Northern, CA
VSG on 09/24/08
I hate April Fools jokes. Sorry, but they are usually very juvenile and hardly ever as funny as the jokester thinks they are.

And this one was beyond juvenile. You should have confessed as soon as it went awry.

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jimbovsg
on 4/1/11 1:53 am
VSG on 09/01/09
On April 1, 2011 at 8:15 AM Pacific Time, MacMadame wrote:
I hate April Fools jokes. Sorry, but they are usually very juvenile and hardly ever as funny as the jokester thinks they are.

And this one was beyond juvenile. You should have confessed as soon as it went awry.
I know....I admit it was juvenile....I'm still stuck at 12YO  maturity level.  Lesson learned.....point taken!   

JIMBO...  350lbs! lost!.....  TRIPLE CENTURY CLUB!!  HELL ...YEAH!  
MY  VSG......KICKS ASS!                                                                                                                                                                                      

 I  am   6' 2"    

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Jean in the I E
on 4/1/11 2:03 am - Fontana, CA
VSG on 08/05/09
I thought that the self loathing was a bit much and the thought did cross my mind that your post was a joke. Are you going to x-post on the VSG MB (if you did already I didn't see it)?

 Tsk-tsk!!!

Jean  I'm 45, 5' 4-1/2" -- 315/272/230 -- 43 lbs lost pre-op
"Progress, not perfection..." ~Dr. Roger Gould
Breast reduction & lift - 11/11/11 (sooo wonderful!!!)

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jimbovsg
on 4/1/11 2:13 am
VSG on 09/01/09
On April 1, 2011 at 9:03 AM Pacific Time, Jean in the I E wrote:
I thought that the self loathing was a bit much and the thought did cross my mind that your post was a joke. Are you going to x-post on the VSG MB (if you did already I didn't see it)?

 Tsk-tsk!!!
yes I did it is like 2-3 pages in

JIMBO...  350lbs! lost!.....  TRIPLE CENTURY CLUB!!  HELL ...YEAH!  
MY  VSG......KICKS ASS!                                                                                                                                                                                      

 I  am   6' 2"    

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diane S.
on 4/1/11 2:15 am
VSG on 11/17/09
Ha Jimbo, I love this big joke and boy did I fall for it hook, line and sinker. You are diabolical. I think you should be the head of the CIA. But I am really relieved that you didn't eat a lot of easter candy. Made me fearful I would eventually do that too.

And Frisco's life may have been in danger as all your adoring chick friends on this group were ready to pummel him for being seeminly nasty to you. I can just see the headlines "Man Loses 190 Pounds Only to be Stomped to Death by Skinny Women in High Heels and Tight Jeans".

Anyway I am really glad this was a big joke and not a real weight problem. But beware, there may be fallout for you in the future. When you least expect it, there will be a "gotcha" moment. Next time a group of your peeps get together with you, you may get a non-ritual spanking with our non-stick spatulas!  

I am truly glad you are doing ok and that Dr. Cirangle did not remove your sense of humor. In fact, he appears to have added to it. I can think of a few zillion other people who could use an enhanced sense of humor.

Diane - the sukkkkahhh

      
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