Let's have some fun - 50 ways to destroy the scale!

Kathy S.
on 8/6/09 4:36 am, edited 8/6/09 4:19 am - InTheBurbs, XX

Hey Botts

I was reading Dreamgirls thread about the stinkin scale.

We "all" understand the dreaded, scale and the head games it plays with us.

I was going to post, hide it, try not to get on and then I decided to he** with that, let's do a thread on all the ways we can destroy the scale.

Come on Botts, lets have a revenge thread on S C A L E S

1.) I would like to lay mine out on the road and have the big, round, steam roller run over it again, and again, and again....oh yea

Take care,
Kathy

HW:330 - GW:150 - MW:118-125

RW:190 - CW:130

vagirl00
on 8/6/09 7:11 am

RNY on 09/19/07 with

Hi, Kathy:

Great idea!

Here are a couple:

(1) I live near several military installations. I am willing to offer mine up as "ammo" for practice bombing runs! :)

(2) I also live close to Interstate 95, the craziest highway on the East Coast, I think. If I could live through running out in the middle of it and laying my scale down, I am willing to bet it would be ground to nothing in no time flat with the way all of the interstate drivers take that road on! :)

Wow...this is very freeing! LOL

Cindy

5'9" 347/200/186/180

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.

....Helen Keller

Kathy S.
on 8/7/09 3:30 am - InTheBurbs, XX

RNY on 08/29/04 with

I am lovin these suggestions for sure

HW:330 - GW:150 - MW:118-125

RW:190 - CW:130

H.A.L.A B.
on 8/6/09 10:00 am

RNY on 05/14/08

- Target pratice

Hala. RNY 5/14/2008; Happy At Goal =HAG

"I can eat or do anything I want to - as long as I am willing to deal with the consequences"

"Failure is not falling down, It is not getting up once you fell... So pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start all over again...."

Kathy S.
on 8/7/09 3:31 am - InTheBurbs, XX

RNY on 08/29/04 with

Waste of metal....

HW:330 - GW:150 - MW:118-125

RW:190 - CW:130

happylapbander
on 8/6/09 9:53 pm - Fort Walton Beach, FL

Lap Band on 12/23/05

Given I live on the Gulf -

Creamate it and scatter its ashes out to sea

Toss it out in a hurricane (a bit dangerous for structures around - but a marvelous fantasy)

Take it to the mall with a giant sign that says L I A R

Take its batteries out

Drop it from the top of the tallest building available (not a lot of tall buildings where I live though)

Kick it down multiple flights of stairs (Don't wear sandals when you do this)

And that's just instantly off the top of my head

Kathy S.
on 8/7/09 3:33 am - InTheBurbs, XX

RNY on 08/29/04 with

Please don't put it in the Gulf, it will kill the fish or worst they will start weight themselves and go on an endless nigthmare of dieting and being a scale slave

Batteries are too easy, you can put them back in.... We want like dead, done, no more

Love the other ideas

Take care,
Kathy

HW:330 - GW:150 - MW:118-125

RW:190 - CW:130

happylapbander
on 8/7/09 3:37 am - Fort Walton Beach, FL

Lap Band on 12/23/05

Kathy - What fun Your compasion for the fish is commendable! The best we could hope for was that the fish would indulge in binge eating and delight the fisherman!!!! (See I am heartless - the devil made me say it)