How Do You Eat A Chocolate Bunny?

It's sitting there in the box, with it's smilie face calling your name....You open the box and begin to endulge   

Do you lick it first?  Do you suck on the ears, or just go for it and take a Big bite?

How do you eat a chocolate bunny?  Do you eat the ears first?  Feet, legs, tail.  Do you break it in pieces and then eat the pieces?  OH the feeling of smooth, rich, creamy chocolate on the tongue.  If you are like me you want it to last and last and last...so you take your time.....

Close your eyes and visualize how you LOVE to eat a chocolate bunny  

Now.......................visualize where the chocolate bunny ends up on your body 

If you eat the ears first then visualize the ears on your arms 

Have  you noticed how bunny legs appear to be one big leg?  Now visualize the bunny legs on your legs  

Do you eat the bunny tail first?  Now visualize the bunny tail on your tail, all round and bumpy 

Bunny's bodies are all round with no curves, now picture the bunny middle on your middle, all round and no curves  

Now wipe the drool off your face put the bunny back on the store shelf (people are looking) and get MOVINand LOSIN 

Happy Easter Everyone 

Take care,
Kathy

 That was great, Kathy!

Back when I used to eat chocolate bunnies, I would slowly gnaw at the ears, shaving off little bits with my teeth tii it had no ears. I always thought the bunny looked funny with no ears.

Back in the day the bunnys use to be solid and then they all were hallow.  I used to tell myself it was ok if they were hallow as there were fewer calories, yea right 

Oh yah. Do they even SELL solid bunnies anymore? Those were what I loved, I never liked the hollow ones, they melt to pieces in your hands.

I am sure they do but we really don't want to know do we 

You caught me!  And yes, I put the bunny away.  "Step away from the bunny"!

I used to LOVE chocolate bunnies. But as I got older...they couldn't be just any bunnies...they had to be GOOD chocolate. Best thing??? I don't even miss it!!!

Just scrolled down and found this.  Now given that as far as I'm concerned, the one food absolutely essential to maintaining life is chocolate, I consider myself a chocolate-buny-expert.  (And yes, I got kicked by the chocolate bunnies this year grrrrr)

My bunny of choice is chocolate covered marshmallow bunnies (but will sacrifice and eat any old chocolate bunny if they aren't available)  However, last year (I think it was last year, maybe the year before) this new bunny hopped on the horizen - the Reester Bunny - this little bunny is a double whammy for me - I love Reese peanut butter cups and I love fun words and phrases - ZAP the Reester Bunny had me in his clutches.

How does one eat a chocolate bunny - why from the ears down, of course.  Who wants the poor little yummy creature staring at you while you gobble down his feet? 

This is a little late and no one may read it - but that's OK

And oh yes, I'm happy to say I've recovered from my bunny-pummeling ordeal and am back on track.