the big interview

I tried those spanx products on.  They make bras also. 

I didn't find them that good.  My belly protrudes out - like a man's gut.  It's fairly firm, as far as bellies go.  So the control thing did not bring it back as much as I thought it should.  Now, it corralled the fat every where else, and made my butt disappear - but the belly still stuck out.  If nothing else, it should have been shifted up and into the bra by this contraption.

I can't think when so much pressure on my fat is happening.  Maybe my grey matter is housed in those fat cells...  I do not know how people wear those things.  And if I had to tinkle, I would have to undress completely and try to fight my way out of it. 

No matter what it is in life, I'm pretty sure I either don't want it, can't afford it, or the good Lord does not want me to have it if I have to wear one of those things in order to get it.  And it's expensive, as far as torture devices go.