Good Morning. Complete the following sentence.

MajorMom
on 12/9/11 11:35 pm - VA
You know you're in trouble if / when...

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You know you're in trouble if your surgeon's dietitian gives you the 90-60-30 grams a day guidelines and carbs are first.

You know you're in trouble if you're post-WLS with gas issues and someone knocks on your driver's side window wanting you to roll down your window so they can speak to you.

Next...

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Kermit P.
on 12/10/11 1:00 am
Okay, Gina....that made me laugh!  The car is one of the safe places!!!

You know you are in trouble when in your 1st 3 month f/up appt with the surgeon (and you are a lightweight) and he asked, "so, are you losing about 5 pounds a week?........"

Me......stunned look on my face.

(This last appt he asked me if I was losing about a pound a month.....what the hell.....his %% are crazy!!!)........this time I was prepared though.  lol

~~Jennifer
HW/232       CW/145.2       GW/???
MajorMom
on 12/10/11 1:54 am - VA
I don't think docs have to have anything higher than a C- in math to get into med school. lol


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Eliza55
on 12/10/11 5:22 am - PA
If I lost 5 lbs a week, I'd be at goal by 4 months....
Eliza
Consult:239   SW:217  1mo:195  2mo:182  3mo:169   6mo:139  9mo GOAL CW: +2 from underweight
  
southernlady5464
on 12/10/11 2:19 am
You know you are in trouble when:

The vitamin regime at the doctor's office has a referral program similar to a multi-level marketing scheme!

They tell you that a vit D level of 30 is fine.

They stand there and say they get ALL your blood work and you know for a fact at least 3 major tests weren't pulled.

You no longer weigh enough to hold down a 2x4 while it's being cut without sitting on it!

Duodenal Switch (Lap) 01-24-11 | Surgeon: Stephen Boyce | High weight: 250 in 2002 | Surgery weight: 203 | Lowest weight: 121 | Current weight: 135 | Goal weight: 135






   

MajorMom
on 12/10/11 2:26 am - VA
lol  ALL of them! WOOT!

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(deactivated member)
on 12/10/11 3:21 am, edited 12/10/11 3:28 am
Hi Gina....

   Here goes....You know you're in trouble when....

   You are sitting on the Loo in a public bathroom...You can feel the need to pass some building gas...what do you do? Brace yourself...and flush the toilet with hopes no one hears the thunder!!!!    Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend!!!!

   Next..
MajorMom
on 12/10/11 3:37 am - VA
Building gas, huh?  lol

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Price S.
on 12/10/11 4:47 am - Mills River, NC
You know you are in trouble when

the thing you want most for Christmas is a padded toilet seat cause your butt has gotten so boney

when you pass gas and the dog sleeping next to you gets up and moves away

    LW-Apple-Gold-Small.jpg image by PlicketyCat  66 yrs young, 4'11"  hw  220, goal 120 met at 12 months, cw 129 learning Maintainance

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MajorMom
on 12/10/11 7:26 am - VA
Both true. lol

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