Good Morning. I wish I'd thought of that

MajorMom
on 3/29/11 8:21 pm - VA

Have you ever gotten blindsided by an insult or negative comment about your appearance, weight, decision to WLS or whatever? I think we need to have some witty and equally noxious comebacks. lol Want to list yours?
 
The tried and true: 
At least I'm trying to fix my problem but there's no cure for stupid like yours.
Who died and made you an expert?
Go on a diet? Why didn't I think of that?
Bless your heart.

New Ones:
When you're done sucking the life and happiness out of this room...
There isn't an app for ugly, stupid, obnoxious, know-it-all yet but don't give up hope.


NEXT
 

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(deactivated member)
on 3/29/11 9:48 pm
 LOL!!  
helane
on 3/29/11 9:51 pm - canton, MA
Love them!

Helane            
ShortyPants
on 3/29/11 10:09 pm
No one at my work knows I've had surgery, but a few do know that my sister had the RNY 3 years ago..
One of my wiener co-workers made a comment to the affect of "No matter how much surgery someone has, they can't lose excuses", and a girlfriend non-wiener co-worker of mine pipes up..
"At least SHE loses the weight, YOU can't lose the stupid!"
Tee hee.
I have awesome friends :P
    
southernlady5464
on 3/29/11 10:36 pm
Oh I LIKE that one!!!!

Liz

Duodenal Switch (Lap) 01-24-11 | Surgeon: Stephen Boyce | High weight: 250 in 2002 | Surgery weight: 203 | Lowest weight: 121 | Current weight: 135 | Goal weight: 135






   

southernlady5464
on 3/29/11 10:37 pm
So far I've been lucky, haven't had any remarks I need any of these for yet.

But I'll have to try and remember them if I do, LOL

Liz

Duodenal Switch (Lap) 01-24-11 | Surgeon: Stephen Boyce | High weight: 250 in 2002 | Surgery weight: 203 | Lowest weight: 121 | Current weight: 135 | Goal weight: 135






   

Kiminey65
on 3/29/11 10:50 pm
RNY on 10/25/10 with
I had a client ask me how much weight I lost... I replied, "oh, quite a bit"

Her: "Are you eating?"

Me:   "Actually, several times a day"

Her "Did you have surgery?"

Me "Now there's a PERSONAL question... Did YOU have SEX last night?? ... just sayin.."

she laughed, but then got me point.... some things are personal, and shouldn't be asked.....
                
Happy_Camper
on 3/29/11 10:53 pm
"Kiss my ever shrinking @$$!"           Cindy

Surgery March 2, 2010 -  5' 9"  -   HW 278 /  SW 260 /  CW 139 / GW 150

LW-Apple-Gold-Small.jpg image by PlicketyCat                         

Roz !!!!
on 3/30/11 3:06 am - Butler, PA
I needed a laugh today!!!    I'm enjoying the post.....but I'd never be brave enough to come back with any of them....LOL

Roz

God is walking with me every step of the way. Because of HIM this is possible!!

RNY 10/15/2008 9+ Years!!!
Height: 4' 11" HW: 203 SW: 197 CW: 119
on Maintenance

Ruthie D.
on 4/2/11 6:28 am, edited 4/2/11 6:28 am - Mayer, AZ
"Why, thank you for noticing!!"        (with a big smile... it really throws them off)

What I dislike is when I say I had to take drastic measures because I was way too heavy and they say, "Oh c'mon, you were NOT!"

I want to twist their heads off... is that suppossed to be a belated compliment?  GEEEEESH!  lol
       LIFE'S a REACH...    and then you FLY!!!   
           HW = 224, SW = 204, CW = 124, GW = 119           
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