Is your husband gay?

No, I'm not looking for any introductions.   This post is for informational (and humor) purposes only! I just read this article on abcnews.com and thought it to be strange to say the least.  Apparently there is a 'gay husband checklist" to see if your husband plays for the other team.  Your husband might be gay if he does the following:

If your husband thinks you are a nymphomaniac or "pushy and aggressive" because you want sex twice a week.  If sexual activity steeply declines within the first few years of marriage.  You're always more sexually aggressive than your husband.  If your husband is turned off by the thought of touching your vaginal area or performing oral sex on you.  If his best friend is gay.  If he hangs out in gay bars.  If he enjoys watching gay porn movies and surfing gay porn Web sites.  If he is excessively homophobic, mocking and imitating other gay men.  If he brags about gay men complimenting him on his looks.  Thought I would post the checklist so you could test it out on your husbands tonight.  Consider it a Public Service Announcement. Also, feel free to add your own "criteria" to this list.  For instance:

If your husband comments on  Ryan Seacrest's shirt selection, he might be gay. If your husband knows about the "white shoes after Labor Day rule", he might be gay. If your husband decorated his office in a Liberace theme, he might be gay. Enjoy

Two comments, one serious, one not... Serious: I am SHOCKED at how many people "never knew" their spouses were gay and the spouse is OBVIOUSLY gay! WAKE UP PEOPLE! Not: Fav part in Legally Blonde is when Elle discovers the pool boy is gay when he comments on last years Prada shoes!!! :)

well that and brook did find a cher tape in the pool house. Scott Wait, is it gay that I know that????? lol

So not gay. But I think I love you! LOL Name this 80's movie quote: "You make someone a brides maid and they **** all over you." (Can I say ****)

That would be Sixteen Candles. And I say **** away!!!!

16 Candles..... Long Duck Dong is my hero...lol.  Scott

LOL!  Does singing Wham in the shower count!!! Carola

Depends on what he is doing with the soap while singing

LOL!!  I stole the line from 40 Year old Virgin that day when I heard him butchering in all honesty a good old 80's song and said * baby, know how I know you're gay........* I'm sure he would be thrilled to know that I posted it! Carola

Men on the D.L. (aka Down Low) are gay men who pretend to be straight and often marry women. This happens a lot amoungst men who are members of a religion (Amish) or culture (like Texas) that doesn't generally accept a gay lifestyle. 1 in every 10 Americans are gay so it's a given that some gays choose to try to live a straight lifestyle. Others like Ryan Seacreast and David Beckham are just Metrosexuals-- men who enjoy facials, fashion and women. I'm in the Spa capitol of the world. Men in Scottsdale love a good facial and a deep tissue massage. When I went to college in Texas, I thought it was strange and a bit feminine that men iron their t-shirts and jeans. Different strokes for different folks.  You, too --- like us all will like clothes more and more as you shrink. Who knows! You may bust out and get some Seacrest highlights.-Jenn C. in AZ