Life makes me laugh
So I went over to the Boy Toy's last night. We haven't physically seen each other in about 6 weeks. It's a good thing we're not in a relationship, cause geez, we never see each other anyway.
Anywhoo, we're laying there in bed, and he grabs one of my boobs. He looked at me so puzzled. I was like, "What?"
In this little bitty five year old little boy voice, he whines, "they're smaller". Follow this with the wide-eyed pouty look (which is hysterical on a 27 year old man), and I thought I was going to die laughing.
I said, "Don't worry honey, I'll get em put back into place and looking pretty once I get to goal."
"But they're smaller."
He's too cute. He also wanted to know where I got the shirt I wore to bed last night. It was his, he just didn't recognize it because it was so big on me. HAHA. Funny.
Just for that alone, I will forgive him for snoring like a freight train and stealing all of the covers. Silly boys.
Anywhoo, we're laying there in bed, and he grabs one of my boobs. He looked at me so puzzled. I was like, "What?"
In this little bitty five year old little boy voice, he whines, "they're smaller". Follow this with the wide-eyed pouty look (which is hysterical on a 27 year old man), and I thought I was going to die laughing.
I said, "Don't worry honey, I'll get em put back into place and looking pretty once I get to goal."
"But they're smaller."
He's too cute. He also wanted to know where I got the shirt I wore to bed last night. It was his, he just didn't recognize it because it was so big on me. HAHA. Funny.
Just for that alone, I will forgive him for snoring like a freight train and stealing all of the covers. Silly boys.
whoa, you're not in a relationship but he gets to grab your boobies? i'm not judging, but i hope that is YOUR choice. maybe i'm reading between the lines, but being a thick chick got me in all kinds of trouble with boys until i finally put my foot down. if you're happy, power to you, just as long as you know you deserve whatever your heart desires.
We've been together off and on for about three years now, just no "committment". Not that we haven't talked about our relationship. We both felt that we were too young and too interested in other goals to be together exclusively. So basically, we're very close friends with benefits. We talk every day, just don't physically see each other that much.
It's an odd situation, but it works for us. And the decisions had nothing to do with my weight. He did the whole engaged and ready to get married thing young, and it did not go well for him. I never wanted to date anyone seriously until I figured out what I was doing with my life. Nither of us really wanted that whole "relationship" thing. We're two incredibly independent people, and we get pissy if we feel we are constrained and have to ask for permission to go out or what have you.
We have what we have, and though we've had our fights about it, our system works for us. It just sounds wierd to everyone else....I know...we're wierd.
It's an odd situation, but it works for us. And the decisions had nothing to do with my weight. He did the whole engaged and ready to get married thing young, and it did not go well for him. I never wanted to date anyone seriously until I figured out what I was doing with my life. Nither of us really wanted that whole "relationship" thing. We're two incredibly independent people, and we get pissy if we feel we are constrained and have to ask for permission to go out or what have you.
We have what we have, and though we've had our fights about it, our system works for us. It just sounds wierd to everyone else....I know...we're wierd.
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