Much like Napoleon Dynamite's grandma...

I've hurt my ****yx.   Not in the sand dunes though, I spipped and fell on some ice. Old age sucks! (At least mine's not broken like hers was.)

Feel better Brock 

 You said ****yx

Here's a virtual kiss for your bum...

It's not my bum I want virtually kissed!

Just a little harmless fun between me and discogal.

He has this fetish for having his elbows kissed...that's what he meant...really. He LOVES it!