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OT - Things you will never hear a redneck say...

Michael B.
on 1/29/08 2:05 pm - Gilbert, AZ

RNY on 03/29/07

Just for fun... You will never hear a redneck say any of the following:

I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

Duct tape won't fix that.

Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.

Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

We don't keep firearms in this house.

Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?

You can't feed that to the dog.

I thought Graceland was tacky.

No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

Wrestling's fake.

Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

We're vegetarians.

Do you think my gut is too big?

I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

Honey, we don't need another dog.

Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?

Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

Spittin' is such a nasty habit.

I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

Checkmate.

She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

I don't have a favorite college team.

Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

You ALL.

Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.

Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.

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Jen the Fa-shoe-nista
on 1/29/08 3:01 pm - Jacksonville, FL

RNY on 02/05/08

HA! Being from the south AND married to a redneck, I appreciate this!

discogal
on 1/29/08 9:59 pm - Fort Worth, TX

Love it! Thanks for the laugh this morning. : D

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IzosMommy
on 1/30/08 12:51 am - TX

Lap Band on 03/27/08

Like Jennifer I'm from the South and married to a redneck. And that was FUNNY!

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