OT: Help me name my weekly column

Carrie had "Sex and the City" and now I need something to call my weekly column in my college newspaper.  It is an opinion column where I get to contemplate things of importance to me and hope they make sense in context.  Here are my ideas.... 1.  "What Harshes My Mellow" 2.  "The Way I See It" 3.  "My Meandering Mind" 4.  "____________" EDITED TO ADD... 5.  "You Oughta Know"  6.  "Berry Opinionated" 7.  "Berry Interesting" 8.  "Seems Clear to Me" 9.  "INKlings" Basically number 4 would be whatever anyone can suggest.  I need something soon so help me out and tell me what you think.

Amy's thinker in the paper Corny I know! but what I thought of. lol

I like corny!  And any input is helpful.  I am drawing a blank.

I like #1.  but i love marshmellows  #2 seems like its been done. what type of college is it? where? give me a lil more info and i'll try to help with a #4.  :) Amanda

I think #1 is too "inside joke" with my close friends now that I think about it.  The story goes like this...I was on pain killers (suprise, surprise) and my pain killers "mellow me out".  I had a couple of friends who were trying to talk to me about something serious and it just wasn't working while I was tripping on hydrocodone so I said  "you guys, come on, you're harshing my mellow" and they laughed for like an hour.  So it is funny to me and them.  But I can totally see where you get "mellow" as in the fluffy sugary goodness that is marshmallow. As for the school - about as hick-town as you're going to get for a college town.  Most of the students here are aggriculture or engineering majors.  The paper is, as most papers are, slightly "left leaning" if you catch my drift (but I'm far from left-leaning so I like to think I bring a little balance).   Any ideas?

I thought of that too, but copy right might be an issue.  Thanks for trying though.

"Like it or Leave it" "Read it or Weep"   "I may be insane..." "See what you missed" I really like #1 Amanda

 "I may be insane..."  What are you trying to say?

Nothing directly lol But it does grab attention