Living the Lie - Day 3 + Finale

Three days of this seems to be enough to me. It seems "some" people think we are making fun of newbies again. As an alternative to that other "Honest" thread. Not all of us care to be honest, or honesty would be embarrassing, or painful, or both. So, I'll label this as a "LIE": Day 3: Feeding 0 - Mountain Dew + Energy Drink to wash down those vitamins and narcotics. Snack 1 - Banana. Feeding 1 - Samaraii Sams Chicken Wrap. Continued right On through feeding 2 into feeding 3. Drink 1 - Mountain Dew. Snack 2 - Many Bite Size Big Hunks. Drink 2 - Mountain Dew. Feeding 2 - More Sam Sams Chicken Wrap. Snack 3 - Cherries. Orange. Snack 3a - Finished that bag of Bite Size Big Hunks. Snack 3b - Corn Nuts. Cherries. Feeding 3 - Finished the Sam Sam. Feeding 4 - Mahi Mahi & Shrimp (left over from last night). And the Final day (Today). Feeding 0 - Mountain Dew & Energy Drink to wash down Vitamins & Narcotics. As it turned out, most were left on the bed. Grrr. Feeding 0a - Short Bread Cookies. Snack 1 - Banana. Feeding 1 - Nothing Feeding 2 - Nothing Feeding 3 - Nothing Feeding 4 - Pastrami, Coleslaw & Cheese sandwich. Quick sips of Mountain Dew through the day, amounting about 1 liter. Snack of some sort later... Maybe some more Short Bread Cookies, or maybe I will open that bag of oreos The End. Tek

Please Please tell me that the Pastrami sandwich was on rye bread.... My day started with Chocolate Chip Cookies with walnuts for protein and a tall glass of Nestles Quik Chocolate Milk.....7 tablespoons of Quik to one 12 ounce glass of whole milk. AM Snack: Snickers Bar and McDonald's Quarter Pounder holding the mustard. Lunch: Double Stuffed Meat Lover's Pizza with Diet Pepsi of course. PM Snack: Cheese Doodles, Corn Chips and Extra Sharp Cheddar Cheese. Dinner: 9 oz Filet stuffed with crab meat, 1/2 strawberry cheesecake, vodka martini (a few of them) Bedtime snack: Oreos with M&M's and lots of Breyers Vanilla IceCream. Man what a good day I had! Lots of good stuff.

Sorry, on a roll. Nestles Quik is the BEST. When I was about a year out, I tried protein drinks for a month or so, and I improved them with Quik. Diet Sodas seem to me to be more carbinated than regular, so I stick with regular because I don't want to stretch my pouch. Tek

AWWWW Tek! I am greatly disappointed in you!! You are the LAST person I would to expect to bow to pressure from the thin skinned!! You know you are not making fun of anyone. I know you are not making fun of anyone. And anyone with a sense of humor should know you are not making fun of anyone, SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM???!!! I am so tired of people dictating what others can and can't say around here. Why can't people just read what they want to and leave what does not interest or offends them?? I really don't see how ANY of these posts could be remotely seen as derogatory towards new post-ops?? If anyone was going to be offended, I thought it would have been Tooter, but she has enough sense (at least about this Tooter) to know when someone is just having fun! She even joined in and had any epithany - WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT!!??? I really enjoyed reading these strings and I am sad to see them go! Oh well, hopefully you will find another way offend someone again soon! I will be waiting right here with my extra large tub of "theater butter" pop corn and SUPER BIG GULP of diet pepsi to watch the show when you do!! Patrice

Have you seen the new TOS on posts? It's virtually impossible to post within them... And then there are "rules" that say they can take action for NO reason. There is very little that I post that does not make someone uncomfortable. Tek

umm ok, maybe you were, but that's not what I got from the thread. At least that's not how I USED the thread lol. I was using it as a mock-up (not mockery) as to what I WOULD have eaten....but what the heck do I know lol. Sorry about that!

That's exactly how I saw it too! I guess you and I are just not sensitive enough! Maybe we should start reading everything with the idea that everyone here is out to get us! Of course I am just kidding about that but I am getting kinda tired of that type of mentality. Just got one question: If people know to stay off of the Sex after WLS forum because they may get offended, why can't they do the same for this forum, the Men's forum, the light-weight forum etc...... Why should anyone be worried about offending someone whom the particular forum is not intended for? Patrice

cause that would take all the fun out of it *wiggling eyebrows* - like the child who MUST find out what makes the toy train work, is destroyed when they can't get it back together and then lost their toy. Sigh...

I was way better than you in my eating today - I started out with: B:pancakes rolled around eggs cheese and sausage. vitamins and a diet coke-stirred to get the bubbles out - don't want to stretch my pouch out. am. snack: rootbeer float, cheese stick and some cashews. L: 12" subway sandwich, protein drink and some Wendy's chili. pm snack: Pot of coffee, lean cuisine meal (22 gms of protein!), half of a Big Mac, and some left over Christmas Cookies someone left at work. before dinner snack: peanut butter on toast, some Hershey's miniatures and a Bloody Mary. D:Macaroni and Cheese with pieces of hot dog in it, baked Lays potato chips(low fat!), a bowl of cereal with skim milk, and a bagel with cream cheese. (You don't think I'm eating too much do you?) pm snack: Ice cream with Hershey's syrup, bag of cheese crumbles, a small brownie and before Bed I'm making a bowl of popcorn cause I have a movie to watch. You have Oreos?? I can't get Fitday to total up the calories for me- seems I went over the limit. Thanks Tek - it was fun thinking of the worst things I could eat and then being glad I don't eat them anymore.

You got me thinking....Bloody Marys. So how many protein grams in one of those???? Do you eat the celery for a veggie? Great menu....And Fitday could not handle the calories....Its a good thing I didn't know about Fitday preop....I might have been overly depressed about my eating habits. This was a fun thing to do....I like going back in time! Thinking about it does not add calories to my journal...its when I act upon it that it does! Thanks Tek for the three day fantasy! It was good! Debbie