Live the Lie - Day 1

As an alternative to that other "Honest" thread. Not all of us care to be honest, or honesty would be embarrassing, or painful, or both. So, I'll label this as a "LIE": Feeding 1 - Pastrami, Cheese, & Coleslaw sandwich (Called a "Capastrami"), actually the half I didn't eat yesterday... began around 8:00am finished around 2:00pm. Snack 1 - Big Hunk. Drink - 24oz Mountain Dew. Feeding 2 - 2 cheese quessadillas. Really, this was about 2/3 through feeding one. Drink - 24oz Mountain Dew. Snack 2 - You must be kidding. Feeding 3 - Samarai Sams Chicken bowl. Well, the checken and a little rice and a couple chunks of the vegies. Drink - 24oz Mountain Dew. Snack 3 - Cherries. Many Many Cherries. This was not a "typical" day... usually I have a bit more Mountain Dew. So, step up and dare to "lie". Tek

How about "Believe it or not"? Breakfast 6 am: one full serving of oatmeal with I can't believe it's not butter and Sugar Free maple syrup 2 pots coffee with splenda and mocha mix from 4:30 am to 6:45 am. At work: More coffee....about 5 or 6 cups... Lunch: Carne Asada Torta No snacks....just more coffee Dinner at a friends (by the way she is 10 years post op and he is 5 years post op) Beef Strognoff...... Then home to more coffee..... In between all this is protein shakes...I fit between 4 and 5 in aday... "Believe It or Not" Darlene

You had me until you just went too far... "Protein shakes" you slay me. Tek

But, I do do them.....I do drink them..... Darlene

oh lordie lordie...so your 'lie' is it what you DID eat or is that left to our imagination?

I'll remain inscrutable. Tek

Or at least incorrigible

Day 1: Breakfast: 6 Krispy Kreme Raspberry donuts with a large glass of whole milk with chocolate syrup in it. Snack: A bag of Hershey's Kisses Lunch: A 12" Italian Sub with extra mayo, tomato, pickles, lettuce and whatever else I can get on it. A root beer float with vanilla ice cream. A piece of carrot cake with lots of frosting Snack: A very large Snicker's bar Dinner: A 12 oz. filet mignon, baked potato with lots of butter, sour cream, an ear of corn with butter. Two big dinner rolls with butter. A hot fudge sundae with extra fudge, nuts, whipped cream and four cherries. Snack: A big bowl of popcorn slathered with real butter and an ice cream soda. OH MY...Of course that is a dream, well, not a dream just a thought! That was a long, long time ago! I really love my life now even though it includes NONE of the above! We couldn't post this on the main board, could we?

double dog dare you too.