Update on "the Thorn in my side!"

Hey Ya'll! Thanks for all of the suggestions And support last night. We'll I went to the Doc. After much "Laying on of Hands" Poking and Prodding, his best guess Was "Muscular." He explained that due to all of my complications And removals of "Extras" and necrotic tissues that Were once muscles and connective tissues, My anatomy is bizarre at best. Something about no "midline connection" And a Non-Symmetrical placement of Abdominals. So he's given me a script for a muscle-relaxer And I'm as Stoned as Keith Richards Tonight. And it was in this state That I wandered out onto the main-board To play in the Shenanigans Of a Restaurant Card, 3 Act Melodrama! Tek kills me Now, my pain? I think it's still there, But right now I'm a few yards past loopy So I really can't care. Thanks again for all of the advice, But I think I'm going with Delores on this. Thanks Hon, I Swear I hope you are Completely Wrong! The doc said "let's try this (muscle relaxer) First And if this doesn't improve the situation We'll go in for a CT. I'm So Hoping he's right! But it just doesn't feel like a pulled muscle at all. A Cracked rib maybe, Just about 5 inches too low to be a rib. McRib maybe...... I explained to him That I haven't done anything strenuous lately, I left out the part wher I qualified "Lately" As in "The last 8 years...." I should know something in a week. 10mgs of Flexeril has me flying for now..... Thanks again, Best Wishes- Dx

Thanks! For everything! If I didn't care about my health so much, I'd be a druggie. I'm envious of your buzz. Keith Richards! Ha! I'm still going with adhesions - with all that surgery, etc....and it hurts worse when you move........ahhhhhhhh.........sounds like scar tissue reeking havoc. Hopefully, whatever it is, it will rectify itself with a little fun (drugs and buzz)!!!!!!! I'm glad to see that you are attentive to your body and health and are seeing the doctor! Get well soon! In the meantime, enjoy those drugs! Best, Vanessa

Vanessa, I'm clearly a "Druggie" now. 10mgs of Flexeril, 3 times a day? The buzz just keeps coming. BUT- I still have some pain in my "McRib!" Now- Adhesions? "Bite Your Tongue!!" I'm still holding out hope for Muscle problem....... Just Way To loopy to care right now. Best Wishes- Dx

First rule of drugs: If the doc gives you good drugs and you brag about 'em, you better have enough to share! So dude, how about a hit? Nowhere Man/PH/Jay

Jay, I'm clutching them like a Life Raft right now.... "My Preciousssssssss....." Hoping that I'll be able to let them go soon. Best Wishes- Dx

lol Jay, that is right-thanks for sharing the etiquette rules with Dx. So where's mine?

Thanks so much for the update. Keep them coming. Becareful of your landing when the Flexeril starts wearing off. When on druges it is best to stay away from computers (online shopping) and TV (infomercials). Darlene

Thanks Darlene. I've got too much to do to "Stop & Shop!" These drugs don't take away the pain so much As they make me "Not Mind" the Pain.... In fact, I don't mind anything. I think I've found Tolerance or at Least Carelessness, In Tablet form.... Best Wishes- Dx

I wouldn't wish my pain on my worst enenmy or anyone that uses resturant cards. LOL. I hope you don't have my problem but DANGGGG those drugs are good. I was loopy for so long on the Vicodan I had to take just to get out of bed every day. But ooohhhhhhhhh it was good.

Delores, Thanks. I'm hoping the Dr. has guessed this one right. Wish I had the Vicodin This Flexeril just takes away the Tension around the pain, not the pain. But, It's still pretty soothing..... Hope I'm back to Sane Sober life soon. Best Wishes- Dx