If I had only waited a few more years

This is going to be the death knell of the Pouch Pal! http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/10/18/051018164658.5t5yxs3t.html And yes, this was urgent because "I say so". If you disagree "you're wrong" because if you don't think like I do you must be wrong. Nowhere Man/PH/Jay

So I guess obesity is something you catch, like a cold! Just make sure you wash your hands alot. Michelle

If you use enough Lava soap, you might be able to grind off a pound or two! Nowhere Man/PH/Jay

Yes, that pumice will get you clean !

So all this time I thought it was because I ate over my emotions and wanted to numb myself and because I am addicted to food. Hmmm all I needed was a shot in the arm/rear and didn't need to have my inners rearranged after all. Who do I go to to make a formal complaint? Where do I go for the shot because I still sturggle w/overeating? LOL..... Thanks for the link 'Man of many Names'. Jeannie

I'd probably have been dead if I waited 10 years for this possible cure. I'm just thankful for wls. You're wrong Jay, but we love you anyway. Darn it now how do I put URGENT on this message. You know I'm just messing with you.

I was just parroting back something someone sent out of thread. I asked this person why their post was urgent, trying to see if they could differentiate between urgent and important to them. She simply told me that it was urgent because she said so, by fiat, so to speak. So I have decided to post something from time to time as being urgent when I know fully well it is not. I wouldn't want to appear out of step with the crowd, eh? And like you, my clock was not wound enough to get me 10 years further down the road. Let's say they do discover such a vaccine. Someone will complain about the needles. Nowhere Man/PH/Jay

Feelin' a wee bit feisty are ya? Of course, if we'd both waited just a few more years, imagine the damage we coulda REALLY done at PANERA's - in lieu of just splitting a bagle and some coffee. btw - I blame YOU that I still salivate over their d'zerts! The temptation of a nice lookin' man (you) and all the sweet chocolate caramel decadence I could shove in my piehole, was almost more then I could handle!

Merely 'nice looking'? NoWhere Man/PH/Jay

$20 payoffs only get ya' so much nowadays, my friend!