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News flash from VA Beach: Emergency personal were scrambled in mass in response to a report that Lei was in her kitchen attempting to operate her stove. EMTs have been notified to prepare for the worst: loss of limb due to mishandled cutlery, smoke inhalation, and food poisoning. Mental health workers are prepared to treat neighbors for shock when they learn of the incident. Fire crews are at the ready. Hazmat teams are prepared to build a containment vessel to ensure that no leftovers are released into the area. In the nation's capital, legislation is already being drafted to declare the area an EPA Super Fund site. And in a Fail Safe move, local law enforcement personal have been authorized to shoot Paul on sight, to prevent Paul from actually eating anything. While seemingly extreme, it will be considered a mercy-killing. May God have mercy on them all..... Nowhere Man/PH/Jay

Connie

.....good gawd ALMIGHTY, I loved your response - talk about a deep all the way down in the belly, kinda laugh!!!!!! Er, for the record, I did manage to tear up at the part where the cops had to 'off' my hubby! LOL, still trying to wrap my mind around the "Mercy Killing" aspect of it all. Thanks for the laugh - this one's a keeper, even sent it to a few of my friends that DON'T read the board ...of course, now I have to ask myself, why the hell I was laughing so hard at a post that dissed the heck outta my culinary skills! Wait, I should be aggrad, BIG TIME, Mister. Can't decide if I should kiss you for the laugh or just smack the brattiness right outta' you!! C'mere, why choose?

Well if you promise to wear leather, 8" heels and a hockey mask, you can kiss me and spank me at the same time. Meet me half way. Leave the whip (and your cuisine) at home. Nowhere Man/PH/Jay

EIGHT inch heels?!? ..at that point you'll be staring at my belly button. HEY!?!?! why the heck do I gotta wear a MASK!?!? Be very very careful how you answer that one, mister, I KNOW where you live (and work!)

I figured I would be down on all fours wearing a spiked collar, so what's a few more inches? Nowhere Man/PH?Jay

LMAO!

I believe in capitalism and caveat emptor. DD

I noticed that ad the other day, if you click on it and go to the next page, the price is higher. I thought that pretty funny to be honest. Everyone advertises, it is one way to get a business going I suppose. Hugss Theresa

I'm all for advertising as long as it's not from telephone solicitors, pop up ads, or SPAM mail. That's where I drawer the line on my support of capitalism and the American entrepreneurial dream. Too funny about the price change. Our Pouch Pal Ad seems to have vanished too. I wonder if they sold out already? DD