Are you an "Old-Azz?

OK, I did a "Jeff Foxworthy" take off Some time back- "You might be an AMOS Member..." Well, my little pea-brain fell on the phrase- "Old-Azz" today, And I've thought of a new category. "........You Might be An Old-Azz!" If you can sort out at least 3 Vals, By Geographical Location, "....You Might be An Old-Azz!" If you remember when K-man Was still Daily announcing "What Day Is It?" "....You Might be An Old-Azz!" If you had the pleasure of replies From Tek Tek Prior to the subsequent upgrades, "....You Might be An Old-Azz!" If you've replied to a Post From "Old Rodeo Clown Pants," "....You Might be An Old-Azz!" If you've seen an Original, First release Soapbox from Patty Butler Cause more gnashing of teeth Than a Chewing Gum Festival, "....You Might be An Old-Azz!" If you've received replies From "Tooter Toot, or Just Tooter' Before she was a 'Dame,' "....You Might be An Old-Azz!" If you got replies from A little Ruth Lamb, "....Your Definitely An Old-Azz!" If you Congratulated Sharon Neva For making it to the Century Club, "....You Might be An Old-Azz!" If you've ever used the "View as Old Format" Button To read Threads here, "....You Might be An Old-Azz!" If you've seen more than 25 people Post- "I'm Leaving and Never Coming Back!" Or- "I'm Outta Here!" "....You Might be An Old-Azz!" If you've replied to more than 5 of them With- "Don't Let the Door hit your Behind!" "....Your Definitely An Old-Azz!" If you've pulled up your lawn chair And popcorn, More than a dozen times, "....You Might be An Old-Azz!" If you've done so In a "Pre- "B*tchberrie KoolAid," World, "....Your Definitely An Old-Azz!" More? Best Wishes- Dx

A new group to belong to.....I'm an Old-Azz!!

Hey Kim Clearly you're in this category! Best Wishes- Dx

If you still laugh at the memory of Pam German's posts You Might be an Old-Azz Bette (Hi Kim O - surgery sis!)

Bette, I remember Pam from my "Lurker Days." Thanks for the memory! Best Wishes- Dx

I wonder what happened to her!!! I use to look forward to her posts. Mary

Every once in a while she posts and seems to be doing very well. Bette

YES! I miss her! Dianna Pepper was good at story-telling too! Dana

I LOVED Dianna's stories...she had a great sense of seeing humor in everything.

Oh Dx--I think I would be "an Old-Azz hanger on" I am sitting here trying to come up with some more but my brain is fried--too much sun.