My Living Will

Butterfly Reborn
on 4/25/08 3:53 pm, edited 4/25/08 3:53 pm
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 

"I never want to live in a vegetative 
state, dependent on some
  
machine, and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So she got up, unplugged my computer, 
and threw out my wine.
She is such a *****!!  :-)

I have two sides to my brain - a right side and a left side.  The trouble is sometimes there is nothing left in the right side and nothing right in the left side.
Post-Op RNY 6.5 years
HW 252  GW 140 CW 140

Cindy O.
on 4/25/08 8:56 pm - Bryan, TX
That's what happens when you become cyber addicted.  Isn't that one of the cross addictions we are warned about? BWWAAAHHHHAAA!!! I get it!
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I do not give medical advice.  I offer my opinion, nothing more. 
mystic
on 4/26/08 12:06 am - manchester, NJ
omg i just got a much needed morning chuckle.  i can so identify with that have a good day, jacki and make a living will  if you dont have one and need one,  its hard to do but i did it a few years back
          
    

 
 

 

    
.Anita R.
on 4/26/08 12:17 am - Stafford, VA
I am sooooo glad I finished my coffee before I read this because I really don't think my keyboard can handle another mouthful from the last time someone made me laugh that hard! Thanks!  
Mirabelle
on 4/26/08 12:19 am
Vanessa, that was a good chuckle I hesitated to read this as I thought it would depress me....LOL Have a great day.

Current weight:120 and still 5'4
 

marthajc
on 4/26/08 1:51 am
  Thank you for this... I will be laughing about it for the rest of the week, and yeah, probably stealing it and telling other people...!
Lovelylady69
on 4/26/08 3:00 am - AL
Vanessa....That is HILARIOUS!!!!  Thanks for a good laugh!!!

Lovelylady
start 308/goal 160/ curent 145  @ 5'9"

cpatters
on 4/26/08 5:11 am - Rockingham County, VA
Thank you!!! I needed that!! Cath

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