OMG! I ate the freakin Twinkie!

I am standing in the kitchen and talking with my family and we are cooking.  I am cutting up strawberries for strawberry short cake.  I put some aside for me as I don't add sugar on mine.  My family loves to use twinkies for the cake part.  Ok, so we are standing and talking and all of the sudden my family has this look on their faces like I have something hanging from my nose. What is up with this?  I look down and without even thinking I had unwrapped a twinkie and had it almost all gone.  One or two bites left.  OMG, what is going on?  It had to be tempory insanity, no it's my age, yep that is it.  I am so old my brain cells died and I didn't know what I was doing.  I was so mad and shakin, geez a sugar dump already?  I will have to post at the gym it was temporary insanity!!!! I threw what was left in the garbage bin and told my son to take the trash out before that twinkie crawls out and comes after me. I run upstairs and stood in front of the mirror.  OMG, there it was!  YEP, just to the right of my new belly button.  As big as life, a lump the shape of a twinkie (minus a bite of two).  It was there in all it's glory.  Growing?  Yep, the cream in the twinkie was movin around like an alien in my body.  I just knew it was going to explode out of me.  Or worst, it will stay there for ever.  Ok, I am going to call my Plastic Surgeon on Monday and blame him. Yep, shhhhh don't say anything. I will tell him it's the mother of all hernias or he must have left something in there shaped like a twinkie.  No, he won't believe it's one of my implants???  He will have to do emergency surgery and remove it as I know it's not moving through my body.  It's staying there for all time!!!!! Lord give me strength but hurry!!!!! Take care, Kathy

OMG Kathy, I'm laughing over here, not at you but about the situation.  Been there myself a time or two and wished I'd get sick as a dog but no just a little nausea and not enough to make me never touch the evil stuff again.  It's called temporary insanity at my house, lol. Dana

Hi Dana, I am so with you.  I kinda feel sick afterwards but no not on sugar.  I do still dump on greasy stuff but it' s not an issue as I don't eat that.... As Michelle said on the main board , I am going to use the Twinkie defense!! Take care, Kathy

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!  I am dieing here!!!!  This is too funny.... You have me on the floor laughing at what you did...but thanking god that somebody else has done my mistake.   I run the school store...and for the past two years... I have served fresh-baked Otis *****meyer cookies.  In two years, I have never eaten a cookie...  Not even a taste... No interest at all!!!!  Well, the other day, I was throwing away the leftover cookie dough that I had...so that I could use new...  There were "three" cookies to be thrown out...and bam... I took a bite out of the cookie dough!!!  I prayed to GOD that I would dump instantly.....but, I didn't...  I want to suffer if I eat sugar...to remind me not to eat sugar!!!  However, the realizing that I ate a bite of unprepared cookie dough..........the guilt was overwhelming...  Oh well, we all do those things naturally... SHAME ON US!!!  LoL

Hey Daniel, And I bet the lump of cookie dough is still there haunting you!!! The strange thing is I don't like Twinkies.  Now chocolate, yea now you are talking and I don't dump.  Just feel sick a little afterwards. Which I don't do often... But, when I first had my surgery I used the chew gum method and it worked.  If you are chewing gum while cooking then you don't put anything else in your mouth and or taste anything... You are my inspiration to be around food for a living and to be so strong.  Don't beat yourself up, just go for a very long walk (LOL) to burn that lump away. Take care, Kath