Skinny *****!

I work in NYC, and do the usual "harried NY strut" on the way back to Port Authority during rush hour each night. One evening last week as I was making my way to the bus, I tripped over some imaginary item on the sidewalk, and stumbled rather hard into the large lady walking in front of me. As I attempted to make my apologies, she yelled -- "Watch where you're going, you skinny *****!" I'm sure she did not understand my broad smile and my subsequent laughter in response!!!! Who ever thought I would be called a skinny *****!!!! Hugs, Nannette

I laughed out loud when I read your post. I would have smiled and laughed too if it happened to me. Strange sense of humor we WLS people acquire. As Auntie Mame said "Life is a banquet and some poor sons of *****es are starving to death". I might not be eating a lot of food now days, but I'm living life to the fullest and enjoying every moment. You skinny b**** go have some more fun. LOL

Too Funny. Thanks for sharing. Some people though.... Yeesh If only she knew.

Now THAT'S funny, I don't care who you are! LOL!!! Becky

Nannette: Congratulations on your compliment. Little did she know how good her sarcasm would make you feel.

LOL! That's too funny! I would have taken it as a compliment for sure!!!!!!!!!! Tracy B

congrats on being a skinny ***** - if she only know how hard you worked to get there!

Oh, I aspire to be a skinny ***** just like you, Nannette Kellie

That's great! She would've really thought you were nuts if you called back "Thanks!!" and waved or something! LOL I work in the city and commute out of Penn, so I understand the madness!!

Nannette: Congratulations, skinny *****! I probably would have run over and planted one square on her lips - partly in thanks, and partly just for the sheer shock value. My husband and I were in Union Square Park, NYC last month, where they had a lot of artists and crafts people selling stuff. What did he pick out to buy me? A tooled leather keychain emblazoned with SKINNY *****! The two of us laughed hard enough to labelled insane, if we had been in any other city. There's a pick of it towards the end of my profile . . . Bette