OT: I need your brains and creativity

I saw a Twister halloween costume that was funny - the dress is white with the big bright twister spots all over it and the hat was the spinner board..... The other funny one that I can remember was a brick house - the dress has a brick pattern all over it with windows and a door - the hat was a chimney.... A girl at work came in last year dressed in a birka (sp?) (full iranian woman dress - black) with a banner that read "Miss Iran" (funny since all you could see was her eyeballs) Another girl came in dressed as Thing 1 and had a little stuffed toy Thing 2 pinned to her shirt.... Try a google search on costumes - then look at the various websites that sell them - a lot of them have links to "humorous costumes" if you find one you like - try the name of that costume in ebay or froogle.com to see if you can get a better deal. I'm trying to find something to wear to a Mardi Gras party in December.... hoping to find something that will double for halloween too! Hmmmmmmmm Goth Breakfast at Tiffany's...... Evanessence??? Like in her new music video for "you only call me when you're sober" ..... love her outfit! Good luck!! Pam

I persoanlly am inteding to get a tiny french maid costume and wear it around my house dusting and tempting DH!

Great idea for at home. Now that would be fun but not for work! LOL! Do you think fish nets would hide (distract from) sagging thigh skin? Ah, hubby won't care... I'll be dusting...

The fishnets definately hide the sagging wrinkly thighs, as I learned last winter when I decided to wear them for the company christmas party with a fairly modest, just above the knee, very simple black velvet dress and really high heels. I got ones with seams on the back ( slenderizing for the legs) and my DH was beside himself, said something fairly obscene that his guys from work might want to do.