Subject: Plastic Surgery
My Aunt sent this to me today...thought I'd share it with you long term post op's...it is soooooooo funny!
Enjoy
A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a
small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten
up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the years the woman tightened The Knob, and the effects were
wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All of these years everything has been working just fine. I've had to
turn The Knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under
my eyes and The Knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee!"
Enjoy
A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a
small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten
up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the years the woman tightened The Knob, and the effects were
wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All of these years everything has been working just fine. I've had to
turn The Knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under
my eyes and The Knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee!" 
Best Wishes-
Dx 
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