Who wants to feel me up!??

OK, this is by far the very best post of the week.  :)

Yay! I wonder if i will have any secret admirers show up in vegas to stalk me for a chance to feel me up!

Well, if you can wait until October, I will be more than happy to stalk you in Anaheim.  :)

Im sure I will have tons of stalkers there now...i just outed myself as an easy target :)

I'm sleeping with you in October, so I'll cop a feel or two for you. I mean, I will take one for the team. LOL!

Oh god, my poor boobs. I had to get a new bra today. It's, literally, just me squishing my skin all around to make it go into the cup. It's so sad.

I have to do that with my side boobs...Ive always got rolls hanging over the sides of my bras..no tight shirts for me. Even compression tanks cant hold all my side boobage in. But hey, its like having 4 boobs instead of 2...what guy wouldnt wants that!!!??

This made me snort! Ha!

You've only got 4? Dude, I've got so many tuffs of boob-ish skin, it's ridiculous. Add that to the freaking UDDERS that hang off of me. I'm SO done looking at this. If it weren't for the damned back surgery, I'd sell a kid and go get plastics done. LOL

Just a question, why did you decide on under the muscle?  I was thinking about trying to get them done.  

Sure wish I was going to be in CA with you.  Had a great time in GA.

It had something to do with having no breast tissue left at all....i literally had deflated ballons....i guess if there's no tissue left, theres nothing to support the implants if you put them over the muscle. But..i feel like my left implant was put over the muscle or something...or its just a creepy feeling and i should increase my anxiety meds :)