New Product Makes All WLS Obsolete! LOL!
Who knew that Japanese Magnetic Slimming Toe Rings could have solved all of our weight problems? If I'd only known before surgery....
http://www.nomorerack.com/daily_deals/view/265205-set_of_2__ japanese_magnetic_slimming_toe_rings
Starting weight: 260; Surgery Weight: 250; Month 1: -15.6; Month 2: -11.8; Month 3: -11.4; Month 4: -7.4 Month 5: -8.6; Month 6: -3; Month 7 -3.8; Month 8 -7; Month 9: stall; Month 10: -4.4; Month 11: - 2.6; Month 12:-3.4
Ooh, and only $7 a pair. Think of all the money we've wasted. Plus, it says 'no harm to your skin'. Do you reckon it shrinks the loose skin too and I'd have ended up looking like the model in the picture?
Where were you two years ago?
LOL
Highest weight: 335 lbs, BMI 50.9
Pre-op weight: 319 lbs, BMI 48.5
Current range: 140-144, BMI 21.3 - 22
175+ lbs lost, maintaining since February 2012
I had to delete every response that came to mind, but suffice it to say, they were all very entertaining! However, this is a TOE ring, and I've heard that other rings are made to help ensure other parts don't slim down when you need them! LOL!
Starting weight: 260; Surgery Weight: 250; Month 1: -15.6; Month 2: -11.8; Month 3: -11.4; Month 4: -7.4 Month 5: -8.6; Month 6: -3; Month 7 -3.8; Month 8 -7; Month 9: stall; Month 10: -4.4; Month 11: - 2.6; Month 12:-3.4
I'm sure a ring is made for just about everything you'd want to keep in check! At least that what I hear from my younger coworkers!
Starting weight: 260; Surgery Weight: 250; Month 1: -15.6; Month 2: -11.8; Month 3: -11.4; Month 4: -7.4 Month 5: -8.6; Month 6: -3; Month 7 -3.8; Month 8 -7; Month 9: stall; Month 10: -4.4; Month 11: - 2.6; Month 12:-3.4
Actually, I think it gives you really skinny TOES...so if you want to be a foot model....
Jenn Highest weight: 278. Starting weight: 275. Surgery weight: 253. Month 1: 25 lbs. Month 2: 8.8 lbs. Month 3: 12.6 lbs. Month 4: 7 lbs. Onederland 7/29/2013. Month 5: 7 lbs. Month 6: 5 lbs. Months 7-9: self-induced maintenance, then 5 lb gain.
