Is this is a sign I shouldnt eat today?

I was sooo productive last night that i packed my food for the today - that was good.

I had to set off ant foggers this morning because my entire kitchen was covered in ants (not trails of them, like black blankets covering the walls/counters).

Forgot my lunch.

Said F this and went to subway. Subway was closed. So I decided that was a sign I should be good anyways and decided I'd have a strawberry and PB2 protein shake.

In the midst of making the shake, someone left files on top of the fridge that fell and knocked my shake all over me, all over the fridge, the floor, the water cooler, etc. Had to clean that up. In a skirt.

Re-make the shake. My blender breaks. Top won't seal, leaking from the side. It wont blend.

I'm HUNGRY dammnit and now I'm really out of options because I have to work (and I work in a court room so I can't even tell them I'll be back or late). i have no lunch, and after all this, all I want is something super unhealthy.

I havent even started my day...and it sucks. I'm going to need a miracle to make it to lunch at this point. The worst part is that after work, I have to scrub my entire house and clean up the soon to be dead ant invasion.

Sorry for the vent - i feel like the universe wants me to starve!!!

This sounds like a movie, so I think you should leave work, go get a nice healthy protein breakfast, maybe a coffee, and sit down to write the script for the movie you'll make millions off of!

 If I didn't have to deal with a huge disaster at work, I'd leave ASAP. Today just happens to be a rare day where I can't :((((.  Ironic?

Irony at its finest!  Bummer...

Can someone go get you something??

 Oh no!  That sounds like a colossal mess of a morning!  Do you at least have water to keep yourself hydrated?  If I didn't have a final in an hour, I'd drive up and bring you a shake! :)
Hope you make it ok til lunch.  

 I'm boycotting all liquids. I already smell like strawberry. Ill drink some water when I can sit down later. Oh wellll. 

WOW...when you will to do good evil is always present..refuse to be beaten!!!!!!be strong...hope this helps

OH NO! Hope your day gets better quickly!

Gurl, let's blow this Popsicle stand called "work" & spend the day together trying on clothes & going shopping. I need an Alison day today!!!