OT: Make me laugh?

 I know it's off topic, but can you make me laugh??? I'm at work. I have 30 minutes of down time and I'm BORED! Go figure, right? So, can you make me laugh? To me, nothing is sexier than a sense of humor So....Please! I'm begging here. :)

make me laugh... make me laugh... okay - here it goes...

so i'm in the pool with my nephew - who's 6 and has the energy of 10 kids his age.  he's chasing me around the pool saying "i'm gonna get you burgerler (not burglar ;-)", "i'm gonna get you burgerler...".  i'm moving away from him as fast as i can - sometimes barely escaping.  this goes on for about 30 - 45 minutes with almost no breaks in between.  finally i say, "phillip, auntie margaret doesn't want to be the burglar anymore." - to which is replies "...oh you're GONNA be the burgerler... and i'm GONNA chase you... and i'm GONNA catch you!"

of course i fall out laughing and he catches me - rofl!

 hahaaa...That's great!

Speaking of kids, I met my husband and his coworker for lunch the other day. My daughter (she's 2) was on my lapb, dosing in and out of sleep. She sits up, looks at my husband's coworker and says, "Wanna see mommy's boobs?" Then pulls my shirt down. She smacks my breast and says, "See! It's my mommy's boobies!" No idea where she got that from! 

ROFLMAO!!!!! that's hilarious!!! gotta love kids.  my sister lives in constant fear of what my nephew will do next. of course i live in anticipation - cuz auntie margaret thinks everything he does is hilarious!!! lol i'm sure i'm gonna pay for this down the road - but i don't care - i need the laugh!

So my son(4 at the time) and I are driving down the road. He was in Pre-K but learning the basics of reading. Out of nowhere I hear "Hey mom, they have happy  *****s there!" My reaction was "Huh?  looking around to see what he saw...."happy hour 5-7." He is 8 now....but that was one for the memory books.

Received this via email. It made me laugh...

One day, a teacher was giving her class some lifesavers. She called them the 'candy with the little hole'. The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ********!'

The teacher had to leave the room!

My friend took her kids to see their grandparents in Calie. They where on a pier and the youngest said to grandma "look at the birdie". Well....he was 4 and he was pointing to the seagulls with the wrong finger....he flipped them off !

My 18 month old cracks me up because he really likes our cat and wants to pet her and we've always told her to be nice to the kitty and pet the kitty nice.  Well, he's learning to talk and has gotten a few words down pretty good but some he has trouble with...that being one of them.  We got home the other day and get him out of the car seat and down on the ground and he sees the cat and takes off across the yard yelling at the top of his lungs  "***** *****"  He calls her that everytime he sees her and I know I shouldn't but I always start giggling like a little school kid hearing a bad word.

The Decalogue, given to Moses,
By Jehovah, was no bed of roses.
It made moral demands,
And today it still stands,
Though it's often ignored, one supposes.