SLEEVED in T-Minus 15 Hours!

So tomorrow is the big day! I get there at 8:00am and have the super cool "express check-in" pass. My surgeon has one patient before me, so I am glad he will be awake and warmed up.
I'm so super stoked about this…On nothing but clear liquids today and I am not hungry; must be the excitement…It's weird, but I am not nervous at all.

The only thing I am afraid of is that when I wake up in recovery they will tell me the procedure was cancelled or something. "Yeah, we had to abort the surgery because a baby Xenomorph ALIEN was discovered incubating in your stomach. You also owe us 75K because the vicious little ******* spit acid on my harmonic scalpel and bit off a nurses toe while making it's escape!"

I will post as soon as I get back…I'm packing up my bag, gonna manscape and give my ass a good scrubbing…Probably shave off my goatee and clip my toe nails (like they give a ****)…NOT looking forward to the catheter! I hope my nurses are cute….

See you all on the SLEEVED SIDE!!!

Jason

Good luck and do post your experience please!!!!

I DARE YOU TO PAINT YOUR TOE NAILS!!!!!

Hey man, we'll be thinking of you!!! Take care and rock that sleeve!!!!

You are NINJA!!!!

Jason, good luck soon to be fellow sleeved dude! Hey my nurse said if I "empty my bladder" right before they take me back, then no cath! That's what I was worried about too. Even if I did get one she said I would've already been in lala land. Stay in touch message me if I can help with recovery questions.

Mike

Babycakes,


I'm so excited for you!! Did you get my email!! I want to know as soon as you're out and sleeved!!! If you can!! Good luck my friend!! 

xoxo,
Mandi 

So happy for you! I'm sure you'll do great! Can't wait to hear how you are doing in a few days!

Good luck Jason!

 Here's to a smooth surgery and speedy recovery!  Best wishes, and we'll save you a seat on the Bench!  Take care, Viv 

OMG... That was exactly the experience I had in the hospital!! Except they removed the alien and it had eaten a large portion of my stomach (about 85%, to be exact)! They had to staple me all back together, but were able to pull the alien out through a laparoscopic incision in my abdomen. The alien is now being studied at Wright Patterson AFB and will be moved to Los Alamos sometime this Summer. So, I got left with weight loss surgery after all! I'd be willing to bet that you are gonna have almost exactly the same experience!

Best of luck to you and your Xenomorph buddy!
Jeni

Good Luck Jason.. Good thoughts and prayers headed your way..Keep us posted on how you are doing.. It would be cool if the doctor's were dressed in Klingon suites for your surgery.. LOL


Susan