Home and Stankier Than Ever

Welcome back Waffle....All are sliding over on the bench....

Dude  don't you know how to take a "ho's" bath?  Hit the "hot" spots W/ baby wipes!  The hospital gave me those thick "sponge bath"  baby wipe things.  It will keep the urine/ass.....homeless guy......smell at bay!  Glad to hear you're home and in full "swallow" mode!  Move your stank ass and stay hydrated bro.

Well I'm glad your home and everything went as planned! I just got back too- from vacation! Good thing you washed your ass! It's awesome your back! Go look at my pics I posted yesterday!

..So, there I was reading your post, and all of the hilarious replies when I decided to go to the kitchen and cut up some gruyere cheese to eat for breakfast.  As  I was cutting the cheese, I noticed that it reaaly had a stank....and I thought of you.....and ate it anyway.....how sick am I????

Tell me, are you taking some really good pain meds?  Take those pain meds before the pain  takes ahold of you.  Keep a pain med schedule.  Don't forget to sip sip sip, walk walk walk and fart fart fart.........you will feel better soon (((((hugs)))))  welcome home dude.

Ha ha ha ha, that IS sick!  Thanks, though. I'm feeling better all the time.