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heardb
on 4/10/11 10:20 am - GA

Man Since Surgery I am gassy as hell! It aint the normal stuff either, it sounds like a strangled duck. (sorry if that's too graphic) Am I the only one?

hollyoosa
on 4/10/11 10:23 am

VSG on 04/07/11 with

Fart Proudly Man! You just went through major surgery and that fact that your system works should be celebrated! You should have seen the look I got on the airplane today from the guy across the isle....all I could say was "Oh thank god, that is so much better...I mean excuse me!"
Strangled ducks and all... be proud!

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Marie B.
on 4/10/11 10:29 am - Pitman, NJ

VSG on 09/20/10 with

It get's better, I promise! Next comes the trots, then the constipation. You'll learn to love Miralax! It's all worth it though, as your soon to be skinny a@# will find out!

Highest weight ever recorded: 224lbs. Surgery weight: 194 lbs.
Goal range: 130-135 lbs. Lowest:119.7 Current weight 142lbs Height: 5' 2" almost

heardb
on 4/10/11 11:01 am - GA

VSG on 04/06/11

Oh No!!! Not Miralax :( I had to do a 14 DSP in a few hours for my pre-surgery kit..... oh yeah, The Trots are here! (Jersey accent)!!!!!

Marie B.
on 4/10/11 11:55 am - Pitman, NJ

VSG on 09/20/10 with

Hey, I'm SOUTH Jersey!!!! None of that nasel NORTH Jersey accent here!!!!!

Highest weight ever recorded: 224lbs. Surgery weight: 194 lbs.
Goal range: 130-135 lbs. Lowest:119.7 Current weight 142lbs Height: 5' 2" almost

Kelby F.
on 4/10/11 12:30 pm - Minot, ND

VSG on 11/10/10

Ahh good fart post...

ONE recommendation.... be careful about farting...... you may end up with a nice little surpirse in your drawers!!!!

~Kelby~ HW: 356 SW: 330 CW:231 GW: 175 I'm 5'6"

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frisco
on 4/10/11 12:42 pm

VSG on 09/30/09

Yah..... when you think it's a fart...... but it's not !!!!!

frisco

SW 338lbs. GW 175lbs. Goal in 11 months. CW 148lbs. WL 190lbs.

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Kelby F.
on 4/10/11 12:48 pm - Minot, ND

VSG on 11/10/10

I personally did not have to endure the embarassment of that happening.....

What do I tell any person complaing about gas..... NEVER TRUST A FART.... could end up being a messy situation.. literally!! That was the one piece of advice that stuck with me the most before surgery... shocker.. something about farts I remembered haha

~Kelby~ HW: 356 SW: 330 CW:231 GW: 175 I'm 5'6"

"Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be."

Ulysses
on 4/10/11 4:15 pm

VSG on 04/26/11

On April 10, 2011 at 7:48 PM Pacific Time, Kelby F. wrote:

I personally did not have to endure the embarassment of that happening.....

What do I tell any person complaing about gas..... NEVER TRUST A FART.... could end up being a messy situation.. literally!! That was the one piece of advice that stuck with me the most before surgery... shocker.. something about farts I remembered haha

I believe thats called "A SHART" if my memory serves me...
I remember hearing that term for for the very 1st time in a Jennifer Aniston/Ben Stiller movie called "Along came Polly"
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Sandy Lyle: Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.
Reuben Feffer: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?
Sandy Lyle: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
Reuben Feffer: I don't know what that means.
Sandy Lyle: I tried to fart and a little **** came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.
Reuben Feffer: You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life.

VSG Surgery on April 26th, 2011
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Kelby F.
on 4/10/11 11:15 pm - Minot, ND

VSG on 11/10/10

You are absolutely correct!!!!!

That's also one of the best parts of that movie!!! lol

~Kelby~ HW: 356 SW: 330 CW:231 GW: 175 I'm 5'6"

"Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be."

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