ok, I sucked a pretzel

 OMG that is so funny you said that.  I am still pre op on liquids and I wanted to chew on steak and spit it out, but my husband wont let me, he thinks I wont spit it out.  At least now I know I am not the only one that has thoughts of orally molesting food and spitting it out.  

Aloha MPM! Soon, dear, soon try broth for salt until you're on solids, then....more Pretzel Porn for you: XOXOLori
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