Test of TRUE friendships!
G'morning all
This post requires no responses and has no VALUE, other then to hopefully leave you smiling. Or, if you're as easily entertained as I am? ...leave you laughing! I rec'd this in an email a few days ago and liked it SO much that I've added it to my profile.
There is a LOTTA truth in humor and I'm happy to say, I'm truly blessed with a lot of TRUE friends!!!
Enjoy ...remember to laugh ~ Lei
SIMPLE TEST OF TRUE FRIENDSHIP(s)
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually ring TRUE in life long friendships:
? When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ******* who made you sad.
? When you smile -- I will know you finally got a lil sumthin' sumthin'.
? When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse life could be so you'll quit your flippin' whining.
? When you are confused -- I will use tiny words.
? When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
? When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
..... and my absolute FAVORITE test of TRUE friendship?
? A good friend bails you out of jail at 4 am. A GREAT friend is sitting in the cell next to yours saying ......"Now, THAT was FUN!!!"
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I almost put an addendum to that final reply ...."OR, gettin' kicked out of local bars as a group!"
There's NO doubt, you're a GREAT friend! Of course, we also KNOW it was a red headed vixen (Wendy G.) that caused all of the huffin' and puffin' that night!
[adjusting halo] she IS still on vacation, right? ...love you both!