OT: Important info for our menfolk

9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do It. (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question, or faint; just say you're welcome. I want to add in a clause here: This is true unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" in this case, for that will bring on a "whatever"). (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**K YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3. ;

And I resemble all of these female remarks lolol! Jackie

Another reason why I just soooo completely adore you!!! Smooches

I've seen this before ...you'd think men would copy & paste or print this out! KIDDING! Anyhow, hugs!

I think these should be added to the dictoinary...and taught in Boy Scouts...wouldn't life be so much better if men would just understand these simple things.

Did you say something? Sorry. Wasn't paying attention. Was focused on my fantasy football draft.

Anybody hear that pesky annoying fly or just me ;-)))  Could swear a man was trying to get through to us ;-) Jackie