Dan's Ball Mishap
Dan, who wore a name tag that said Mr. Tooter, had a real bold costume. He dressed up as well, a giant inflatable tallywhacker. Sadly, it deflated minutes into the ball. Tooter walked around all night patting him on the hand saying "Honey, it's OK." He walked around shaking his head and saying mournfully, I don't know what's wrong. This has never happened before."
Miss Congeniality AKA Loris
I hope I don't get moderated. Broo ha ha.