OT: Friends!

1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
Who made you sad
Like a spider monkey
Jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

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2. When
> you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
Whatever is choking you..

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3. When
> you smile,
I will know you are
Plotting something
That I must be involved in.

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4. When
> you're scared,
We will high tail it out of here.

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5. When
> you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how
> much worse
It could be until you
Quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

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6.. When
> you are confused,
I will use little words.

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7. When
> you are sick,
Stay away from me
Until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have....

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8. When
> you fall,
I'll pick you up
And dust you off--
After I laugh my rear off!!

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9.. This
> is my oath.....
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!
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> Friendship is like peeing your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only YOU
Can feel the
True warmth...
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Try sending this to
10
Of your closest friends ..
Including the person
Who sent this to you ....
Then, get depressed
'cause you can only think of
4!

PS. I found lots more than 4 this way, hehehe!