9 Months Out

Denise M.
on 7/4/09 10:38 am
 Huge, schmooge!  You've gone down TEN DRESS SIZES!!!!!

Where'd you get those dresses? They sound perfect!  I'm a skirt girl.  Pants never look right on me unless they're those flowy, pallazzo pants.  Look like a skirt but aren't.  I apparently cannot spell any of the words that refer to that style!  

But pants bunch up in the ol' inner thigh area and I get annoyed at constantly having to pluck them out.  Lovely!  So skirts work for me.  Plus rubbing thighs generate a lot of heat that pants just trap!  With skirts, you can air that thing out.  Nothing more annoying than a sweaty crotch!  

Sorry.  TMI.  

The funky, fun jewelry sounds great!  I used to get a lot of costume stuff back in the 80s.  I used to love to get rhinestone stuff at the flea market at the fairgrounds.  I played with some bangle bracelets while waiting in line at the Avenue, but didn't buy any.  I should have, they were only 8 bucks. My fat uniform (they did a thing on that on Bariatric TV!) is a solid colored top and black skirt or print skirt and solid top.  Having some fun jewelry is a great way to mix that stuff up and keep it from looking too boring.  

I almost can't wait to get back to work to wear some new stuff!  I do need to get a slip for my one of my new skirts, though.  Knowing my lazy butt, I probably won't though!  But if I do drag myself to Walmart in the morning, I'll look for them right next to the Ellie Mae Clampett rope belts--hahahahaha!

Next time we'll have to plot how to distract the hubby and the dog so you can sneak up for some fun girl hang out time!!!!  We can get a bully stick for the dog.  How is your hubby with chew toys?  
   
oliviab
on 7/4/09 11:11 am
Denise M.
on 7/4/09 11:30 am
 Olivia!  where's  your post!?    

Yes, of COURSE Murfreesboro and it's residents are far too sophisticated for a Tractor Supply.  It's so hoity toity, it has THREE!!!!  Oohh, la la!

When I go there to buy my E.M.Clampett rope belts, I prefer to wear my fur.  It's the coonskin coat I made from local road kill!  It's all the rage in the posh feed shops.  

Bellevue (where I currently live), on the other hand, is not even posh enough to have a Belk.  Grr. I wish we did because I've seen some cute and inexpensive things people have purchased there.  I definitely need a half slip for that black skirt.  You don't even need a back light to see through it.If I wore it where there was light, I suppose I might as well not wear anything below the waist.  

Dang.  I'm such a heathen!  I can't believe I don't own a slip.  Sheesh.
   
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