Going to the " Mosh Pit"

Sure you will!   (smiling and winking)

Scott, this statement comes from deep within my former "obese" self...  (to be politically correct...  what I would have said otherwise would have been "my former fatty self")...  is this:

"Scott, you are a tiny toothpick. Are you sure you can hold this big girl up?"

(I'm looking around the crowd to see if we have some other men.  I best bring tim just in case)

Hey, this toothpick is still strong as an ox!   Think about it, I lift sledge hammers, concrete blocks, and 50 pounds of fertilizer every day at the Depot!

 

LOL...  so I'm almost 2 1/2 bags of fertilizer?  I will save my comments til the picnic! lol