My Official Cupboard! Oh, and my underwear....

Susan--L-MY-AO! So funny....salute East & West!!! Well, I guess that's better than North and South!!

(I am just SO impressed that you can do all that sewing!!! And 7.5" off your bra!!)

Well, here's to your girls....and their new positions....xo, M. 

 

I'm happy to report that I had the pleasure of meeting Susan tonight at our local support group and she looked oh so fine.  Oh, yeah, I did check out which way the girls were facing.  LOL  I also envy her mad sewing skills since I have had to do some bra shopping.  Yuck!

 OMG, that is hysterical!!!  

I can't put my arms down--because my boobs are in my pits!

Thanks for sharing the story and the wicked funny visuals that go with!
Denise

 YOU ARE A RIOT, MICHEALA!!!!

I am beginning to think that you have issues with underpants, though.  

Depending on the nature of the fabric, I would recommend a huge bonfire!  That would work for cotton, but perhaps not as well with nylon or synthetic fabrics.  I could just see you trying to explain that one to the EMTs who try to resuscitate you!  Maa'm--why exactly did you set fire to the pile of underpants and then breathe in the toxic fumes??

I will never be able to open my drawer again without laughing at the ultrasonic squeaking chatter of my undies (not me!!  not meeee!!!), or their screaming as they tumble in the dryer.  How funny!!!!

I am so excited for you, dear Micheala!  This time next week you will be taking care of business!  And I bet you had a BLAST unpacking all that fun stuff from your online order.  Giddy!  Like Christmas!!!

You are super cool and incredibly witty and I can't wait to start stalking you next week.  You'll be wishing you had an outpatient procedure by about Wednesday afternoon, I'm telling ya! 

Massive HUGS!!!!
Denise


p.s.  "Drink my chicken & tuna!"  bahahahahahahaaa!

Right back atcha, kiddo!  We are going to be two skinny tuna-drinking buddies!!!

I am ready to have a OH TN Board panty burning party at my house....we have yet to use the back deck/firepit area that my hubby "had to have" and I think christening it with a bunch of big-ole-panties would be hilarious!!! 

Looking forward to you stalking me next week...bahahaha.......and the countdown is on until your big day, too!!!!! xo, M.

OMG!!! I just read all of this. I don't have time to type much now. BUT I CAN"T STOP LAUGHING!!!!

Laura--you are prolly laughing so hard b/c you only have 8 more days until your surgery!!!! I will be thinking of you while I am lying in the hospital pushing the happy-button on the Morphine machine!!!  Can't wait until we are so far down on the Looooser's Bench that we can barely be seen!! xo, Micheala.

Yes maybe that is why!!!! I can't wait either! Well I just realized your surgery is on Saint Patrick's Day... you better wear green!!! Or you'll have marks all over you when you wake up from surgery from all the doctors and nurses pinching you just for the heck of it!

I still laugh at the memory of the day my husband told me he couldn't figure out why we had little girl panties in the laundry he was folding and then he realized they were mine. LOL

It's the little things that make this all worth it.....hopefully I won't be wanting Dora The Explorer and Disney Princess' panties when I am at goal--if I do, I will need to find a different kind of support board--lol----but, I won't mind the size similiarities!!  Good for you!!! xo, Micheala.