OT: "Why, Why, Why,???

Why, Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are running down?   Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know you don't have enough money anyway?   Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?  Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injections?   Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?   Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw the revolver at him? Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?   If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?   Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?   Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?   Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?   Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?   How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?   When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That really hurt, why don't you watch where the hell you're going?"   Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?   Why do we try to keep the house as warm in winter as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?   Why is it you never hear father-in-law jokes? The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're all okay, then it's YOU!! ~~~

Well Bob all I have to say is I am sitting here with my mouth open asking myself.............

 

WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

lol 

Okay, you can get all the laughing out of the way now, because I do believe that I have almost done everyone of those things myself, but what makes me feel so much better is, that if everyone was truly honest, they would admit they have too!!!!  LOL

I'm just glad your one of my four friends, and I'm not the INSANE ONE!! BwaHahahaha!!!!!!

We're both a little on the crazy side so that doesn't fly! 

Thanks for the laughs and for telling on me. lol

Thanks for the laugh. I am suppose to be working, so laughing out loud is not what I am suppose to be doing, but was much needed.