A chuckle for the day!

1. My wife and I divorced over political differences. She thought she was the Queen and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive! 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.  10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.  15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 18.. Procrastinate Now! 19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance 22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 23.. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. 25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory on my PC. 26.. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson . 29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!

 

 

 

Life is too short and friends are too few

Thanks for sharing the laughter Bob - we all need it everyday.  Have a good one and don't play to hard this weekend, you have to rest up to start that wonderful journey you are getting ready to take on Tuesday.

More CIB and less Jack Danials... BwaHahahaha

Shay vhat, Boab? More Zhack Danuols and lesh CIBSH?  Asts vhat I'm shinkin, toooooo. BwaHahahahahahahaha!!!!

Ummm...okay Bama Bob.....  I pulled out all of my liquid diet guidelines and no where and I repeat no where can I find the words  Jack or Daniels anywhere on the list.... LOL 

  Even when I tried to scratch out jello and put in jack it just wasn't workin.....

  Have you ever heard the term Guilt By Association???   Okay that is the phrase that needs to pop out to you when you listen to Bob L.....   

Imma thinkin someone has some nervous energy to expel.....LOL

Hopefully, nervous energy is all he's expelling!!  BwaHahahahaha!!

Hey... BamaBob...     NO,,,,No,,,No..... you were the one that I was talking about when I mentioned....  Nervous Energy......  Not Bob L...  

  This man has gone for hours without a morphine pump...  For God's sake...  Okay so let me tell ya that all he was asking for was a Bullet to bite down on for the pain... As they did of days of yore... Of like Billy the Kid or some nonsense like that.... I do not have quite the Kahoonas that this guy displayed....   LOL...

  So,  with that being said..... You know that everything on Tuesday is gonna be great right?????  You know we luv ya right???   Just ask Melissa #1 cause she has been there and back and she is my hero.....   Melissa!!!!   Help me!!!!!LOL.. Dr. Richards patients have to stick together....  We rock right??????

Hey BamaBob  alittle spice rum and d  flat coke. Sounds like the liquid diet just got alittle interesting. Mine was so, I only go to the instant breakfast. How did you get so lucky???? rename liquid diet of bama bob. And Trina my sweetie, Jello does start with the J of the jello shots. I personally have not experience them. But have heard rumors of them.  Barb

Jello shots????... what the heck??????... I do not have a clue as to what it is you speak.... I was trying to keep it on the down low for Ms. Neena..... cause you know her and I are trying to work out breakfast and all..... OMG....Then you have to go and bring up the friggen Jello thing...... LOL.... You know what Ms. Barb? I remember years ago in my early married life, I was trying to invite my friends to my house for a tupperware party... cause I was conviced that as a new mother I could not live with the safety sealed baby portion control green platter....LOL, Then I realized that the only way I could get a crowd to my house was to offer Jello with shots???? OMG!!! What the heck????? Now fast forward over 23 years and we are still in the same spot....LOL... Some things never change.....LOL