Sorry I've been gone but here's some Cheer!!!!
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on 4/4/08 2:08 pm
on 4/4/08 2:08 pm
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.
He said, "I
> want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.
"
>
>The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to
> the > kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three
flat
>tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards.
What does he
> think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said.
"Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of
> headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of
crisp bacon.
> "Oh, OK!" said the blonde.
She thought about it for a moment and then
> spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
> The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?
> I LOVE THIS ONE........... She replied, "I thought while you were
> waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as
> well gas up!"
>
>
>
> FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN
He said, "I
> want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.
"
>
>The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to
> the > kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three
flat
>tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards.
What does he
> think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said.
"Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of
> headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of
crisp bacon.
> "Oh, OK!" said the blonde.
She thought about it for a moment and then
> spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
> The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?
> I LOVE THIS ONE........... She replied, "I thought while you were
> waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as
> well gas up!"
>
>
>
> FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN
Just wanted to say hello !!! Nice to see ya Ashlea!! 
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