Another Funny, Not For Children or the easily offended.
An Amish Woman and Her Daughter
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one
cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are
freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your
body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed
up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who
said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between
my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up."
He did and warmed his hands.
The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with
the
daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied, "Put it between
my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up".
He did and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter,
and he said, "My penis is frozen solid..."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with
her
mother again, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a
penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, " Yes...?! Why do you ask?"
The daughter replied "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost,
don't they!"
An Amish Farmer An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a
man drinking from his pond..
The Amish farmer shouts: ‘Das Wasser nicht trinken,
die Kühe haben geschissen in ihm.’
Which means: ‘Don’t drink the water, the cows have
**** in it.’
The man shouts back: ‘I’m a Muslim, I don’t
understand. Please speak in English.’
The Amish farmer says: ‘Use two hands. You’ll get
more.’
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one
cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are
freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your
body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed
up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who
said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between
my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up."
He did and warmed his hands.
The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with
the
daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied, "Put it between
my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up".
He did and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter,
and he said, "My penis is frozen solid..."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with
her
mother again, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a
penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, " Yes...?! Why do you ask?"
The daughter replied "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost,
don't they!"
An Amish Farmer An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a
man drinking from his pond..
The Amish farmer shouts: ‘Das Wasser nicht trinken,
die Kühe haben geschissen in ihm.’
Which means: ‘Don’t drink the water, the cows have
**** in it.’
The man shouts back: ‘I’m a Muslim, I don’t
understand. Please speak in English.’
The Amish farmer says: ‘Use two hands. You’ll get
more.’
Thanx for the laughs. 
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